Giraffe in a refrigerator

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  1. Jt0323

    Jt0323 Fins Up! Luxury Box

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    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

    Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.




















    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.








    2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?




















    Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

    Wrong Answer.

    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.















    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
    Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?























    Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.







    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
    You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?





















    Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
    Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
     
  2. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    awesome post.
     
  3. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    beat me, I was gonna kill it first.:no:
     
  4. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    glad i'm not the only one

    "what? the only way to fit a giraffe in a fridge is to chop it up into little parts first. and even then it might not fit"
     
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  5. like2god

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    Damn it, after each question I kept thinking back to the first one and how you would need to cut the giraffe up in order to get him to fit.

    Stupid preschoolers. :pity:
     
  6. azfinfanmang

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    Okay,


    Whats gray and comes in quarts?


    Hint, might want to revert back to the Fridge for the answer :up:
     
  7. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    Jt for making me feel stupid? :shifty:
     
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  8. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    a giraffe :p
     
  9. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    While a Giraffe might indeed expel quite a torrent, I doubt it is an entire Quart...and the last time I checked Giraffe's werent gray.. unless of course you leave them in the Refridge too long and they go bad......:up:
     
  10. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    When you pulled into the lounge, did you see a sign that said "Dead Giraffe Storage"?
     
  11. brandon27

    brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    aww... i coudlnt answer a single one of those right :lol: that was a great post.
     
  12. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    you said to check the fridge. you didn't say whether to check after i had put the giraffe in or after i put the elephant in.
     
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  13. Ultra

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    haha, awesome questions
     
  14. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Very funny, LOL!!! love the rationale about the proper answers. To funny!
     
  15. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    If the test would've said that all the questions go together I think more folks would get it. Otherwise how're you gunna know that the 2nd question is related to the first?
     
  16. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    i'm glad most of us immediately thought to shoot the giraffe, then hack it into steak size pieces and throw it in the freezer
     
  17. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I got to the part about the lion king, then I had to watch it.......................

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Phinj

    Phinj Active Member

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    0 for 4.
     
  19. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    1) We all are only thinking of a standard Kitchen Refrigerator. Refrigs come in all shapes and sized enough to fit Giraffes and Elephants.....think outside that box we always put ourselves in.
    2) No animals need to be harmed in the answering of this joke!

    :lol::tongue2:
     
  20. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Who said anything about a Freezer???.....refrigarator!!!!:lol:
     
  21. anlgp

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    Where and how much? I could put a lot of beer into one of those.
     
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  22. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Most Restaurant supply companies....Refrigs and Freezers are walkins
     
  23. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    everybody knows, if you wanna get a body in a fridge...you gotta chop it up into pieces, put it in your trunk, wrapped in heavy-duty garbage bags, and dump it off at Fat Tonys big ice-box, the one in the basement.

    that test is all wrong.
     
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  24. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Peeking in Nabo's Basement
    :hi5:

    You're Italian too!
     
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  25. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    :up:
     
  26. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    I got all 4 correct......!!!!





































    ...The 3rd time I tried!:up:
     
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  27. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    here its fat antonio...............
     
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  28. GreenMonster

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    Great find Jt..
     
  29. Stitches

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    I have worked in lots of restaurants and never have I been in a fridge (or freezer) that could accommodate a whole giraffe or elephant. I'd like to know what restaurants have these massive walk-in coolers, let alone doors big enough to fit an elephant.
     

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