Just-To-Talk

wish i could laugh......but i dont get it

 

Double ___ Double ___

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badda boom!

 

two in pink, and....


two in the stink?

 

yeh...I got it....didnt think it was funny.


ok maybe a little...

 

You're gonna give him a boner.

 

he better not watch UPN or the WB in the afternoons......"that 70's show" marathons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I have this pic on my desktop just for times like this...and I owe it all to the Hoosiers...

 

more evidence enforce has no life

 

^ indicates felix is stoned

 

yep, I have no life, which is why I will go home to a cooked meal, kids that want to see me and prob. get laid by the woman, while you sit and stare at the computer screen.....

 

but enough about ME....what will YOU do when you get home?

 

yer such an ***.

 

We're green with envy.

 

ahahahahahahahha

 

id rather get more variety being single and than being a slave to one vagina.

 

you keep telling yourself that while you bang rosey 5 times a week jr.

 

and when your burning from VD......i will have to beg to differ

 

at least i got some before i died. being married is a one way ticket to celibacy.

 

Marry a Spanish girl and you'll see that's not always true.

 

they are marrying the wrong women dude.....i got me a 25 yr old that rocks my socks everytime.....but keep thinkin marriage is a sex-desert....

 

ding ding ding.....got me a spanish/itallian!!!!!! boom goes the dynamite!

 

only if you get married to a woman that wasnt that into you to begin with, translation, dont marry because she's knocked up. Beleive it or not women are just as big of horn balls as we are. If she's not giving it to you, she's giving it to someone.

 

he would know finsane......rosanne is a HUGE skank

 

spanish women are the exception.

but like chris rock said, when you met your woman she used that coochie to the fullest. now your married, its like they look at it and say "dont need this more!" thats what the tossing of the bouquet is all about.

 

My problem would not be the amount of sex in a marriage, rather the very low number of sexual partners in said marriage (1)

I LOVE Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but I dont think I could eat it for breakfast EVERY morning...

 

and trust me, women feel the same way. this notion that somehow theyre more loyal than men is bull, and has always been bull.

men just arent as sophisticated about it.

my problem with marriage is the fakeness in it all. theres suppost an agreement of principals you both abide to that no one does in a marriage. almost everyone cheats now in days and its becoming accepted. to me, theres no point in getting married. all it is is a way to stabilize income and emotions(being lonely). basically, security.

 

I think women just want sex period and dont really care who its with. We, as men, have a natural instinct to spread our seed to.... well you get the idea.

Also, according to a poll in Cosmo that...uh...someone told me about, women rarely cheat on men just for the purposes of doing so. Chances are there is something strained in the relationship that causes them to do so. This is not always the case mind you, and we have several terms to accompany this type of broad, but for the most part I think a chick will stay loyal if you treat her right.

And that Cosmo was in the Dentists office and its all they had... F U for judging me

 

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we need new friends...

 

and women usually have a motive when it comes to sex. right?

 

I'd say about 90% of the time that's right. But I've personally known women - and known of dozens - that cheated pretty much for the hell of it. Happy in solid relationships, yet cheated anyway.