Just-To-Talk

one i wish i was not apart of........

 

I know. Tell me about it. I can't stand politics or baseball

 

Then dont get married.....ever....

 

Add apple pie to that list and we can offically make a citizens arrest and have you deported Sir. I hope you like Cuban food.

 

Cant send him to Cuba...they love baseball, send him to Siberia.

 

But they hate white people. Besides this is a punishment not a ****ing weekend at Club Med.

 

I don't like apple pie.

I love freedom of choice, though

 

i hate baseball too. its the most overrated game of alltime. anyone who disagrees is obviously on their period.

 

i choose to keep you from choosing. wassupp...wassuup!!

 

dude...no pics of Sick's children out of wedlock please.

 

10/1 that kid doesn't even know what that means.

 

Lemme guess, you were the kid in Tee Ball who hit the bottom of the Tee and the ball rolled 3 inches and you went home and cried and vowed to hate the game forever?

 

hey, thats my nephew!!!!

 

no. i was banned from sports for medical reasons.


baseball sucks because.....

1. The games dont matter until September
2. It's basically 1 on 1, until someone hits the ball, which only happens a handful of times a game.
3. It's boring as all **** to watch.
4. There's only 4 good teams per year.
5. They cheat
6. You don't even have to be an athlete to play.

now do you see why it blows?

 

Hardkore said it best, but I feel the need to pile on. Much like they do when the closer cinches the World Series for a team.

Not liking baseball means one of two things, a: you are a girl and therefore, can't understand the details and the game within the game. Or most likely b: you were never any good at it or were at least, afraid to try so instead, you decide to poop all over it and convincing yourself that its terrible to make yourself feel better.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to change my tampon.

 

Ok lets break this down (apart) together shall we?

1. The games count in September just as much as they do in April. There are no additional points or weighted games. A win is a win.

2. Not sure what you mean here? But its a show-down, man-to-man, like a gunfight in the old west. Not liking that concept is gay.

3. If you dont like the game I understand this one

4. This is false. 4 good teams? C'mon. Only 8 teams make the playoffs. How many make it in basketball and Hockey?

5. Cheat how? Trying to steal signs? Thats gamesmanship, no one is recording signals and watching in the dugout between innings Spygate style

6. Hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do in any sport. If you didnt have to be somewhat of an athlete bums off the street would be playing and making millions of dollars instead of peeing in public places.

 

Liking baseball means one of two things, a: you are ignorant to the fact that it is a poor excuse for a professional competitive sport. Or most likely b: it was the only thing you were ever half decent at, so you refuse to give it up and defend it to the end.

Baseball is a ruined pastime. Ruined by the players, and the league. I could overlook the fact that the first 140 games of the season are meaningless if I didn't suspect them all of cheating. If it were a fair game, with a salary cap, and strict substance abuse policy, then it would be more enjoyable. But its really hard to appreciate any team that stacks up their roster with the most needle junkies.

 

Lets break baseball down to the analogy of a gun fight, shall we.

In baseball:

You sit there and wait for a guy to pitch a ball to another guy. He either hits or he misses.

In a gun fight

someone gets shot.

In baseball:

If he hits it It either falls in someones glove, goes over the fence or lands in a hole where some guys aren't. He makes it on base and has a chance to A) wait until the next guy hits it and he has to go or B) he can steal the base but you know if he's on third he's not going.

In a gunfight

You turn around and someone gets shot.

in baseball

Teams can come from behind which is admittedly kind of exciting. Hitting a ball out of the ballpark to win the game must feel great.

in a gunfight

There's no need to come back. There's no chance. You've been shot. You're dead.

Baseball is nothing like a gunfight. Baseball is not life or death. Sure you might not make the playoffs but barring life killing someone I bet that the red sox will be back to play another year.

Hockey is a better sport. There's a reason they call baseball "america's past time". People had nothing better to do for a whole afternoon so they went and watched one baseball game. If you don't like hockey maybe you just don't understand "the game within the game".

 

wait...what?

 

You can get killed alot easier in a gun fight and make less money. And if you steal something in baseball you wont go to jail!

 

not if you're the one doing the killing and stealing the dead persons money.

 

Expect a visit from La Migra today around noon Sir.

 

que?

 

1. A win is a win. But its insane that a team can lose their first 50 games and still have a shot at winning a title.

2. Gunfight? Then watch boxing. Baseball fields 9 players, and 8 of them have no influence on the outcome of the play 90% of the time.

3. Baseball is fun to play with friend, because you know its a fair game.

4. 4 teams too many.

5. You're right, they dont steal signals. The teams with the most money just buy up the players who juice the most steroids. Seems fair.

6. Hitting a baseball is hard. For sure.

 

Ok lets talk about women who fart, or midget porn or something.....enuff of this crap.

 

ok. broncos/pats. who wins?

 

Gish it doesnt matter how much money a team has. The Yankees and Sox have two of the highest pay rolls in the game and will be watching the Series from their couch.

And no team that loses its first 50 will make the playoffs, infact no team thats ever started 0-7 has made the playoffs...

EDIT: Midget Porn... dressed like Pats and Broncos

 

yesh!!!

 

yeah, im done with this baseball talk. im just a bitter ex-fan.

lets talk politics!!! Obama is in Orlando today, and Im going to see him at amway arena!!! All hail Barrack Obama!!!

 

anyone care for a corndog?

 

YouTube - Under Obama - Hillary Clinton Music Video

 

I want that shirt.

 

you know whats more fun than baseball? beating a hooker with a baseball bat

 

baseball uses bases and balls
basketball uses baskets ans balls
football uses feet and balls
How the hell did they come up with Hockey?

 

Silly Canada.