Just-To-Talk

First off, I am not married.

Secondarily, the stripper was okay. She told me I smelled good, which clearly means she was into me, so giving her an extra 20 was worth it...

Thirdly, Strippers aren't dumb. That girl had four parties to do last night and based off of what she got from us, she most likely cleared 2 G's in cash.

And Fourthly, my girl is not a stripper. She did, however, go to the Bachelorette party where MannDingo perfomed for her and her friends. So yes, she has stripper stank on her too, but the naughty kind of stripper.

 

I like the concise list.

 

Yeah because they're all physics majors.

Thank you Captinette obvious.

 

maybe they're hoes and maybe they're not. the question you need to ask yourself is: are hoes a bad thing?

 

depends.

 

Hmmm define "?"

 

uh. protective sex?

 

abstinence

That's the best way to protect yourself sexually, you know.

 

Kind of like a genital wart..

....Condoms? Never go diving without a wetsuit.

 

yeah you gotta wrap before you clap.

put on the slicker before you go out in the rain.

etc etc.

 

Condom - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

condoms don't protect from oral contraction bro. you have to ceran wrap her *** for that

 

I know you can still get some STDs while wearing a wetsuit, still its better than nothing.

I'm more worried about getting someone prego then getting an STD though.

Or use a dental dam when you...ah nevermind.

 

want me to link to ceran wrap?

 

Basic Facts About Condoms and Their Use in Preventing HIV Infection and Other STDs - The Body

 

I'm telling you both, it's because you can contract both aids and hiv through oral sex along with most of the other stds.

 

Hmm when we play the Jets the refs miss a delay of game call, and when they play the Raiders they catch that.

 

i know there's other contraceptions you need to use but damn the condom does help!

and it's not 100% guaranteed....

 

THIS THREAD HAS HIT ROCK BOTTOM THANKS TO YOU TWO MAKING IT ABOUT SAFE SEx!!!!!!!!!!

aND THANKS TO YOUR MISCONCEPTIONS ALEN WILL HAVE TO POST A NEED YOUR HELP IT HURTS WHEN i PEE THREAD!!! AWESOME GUYS!!

 

alen just don't do it man!

 

Supposing it does hurt when you pee what should you do?

 

We'll tell him to walk it off, duh.

 

stop beating your meat like it stole something.......

 

rub some dirt in it.

 

Psst...that would be a light day.

Now that could work. Would you recommend top soil, mulch, peat moss, or something else.

 

vermiculite.

 

This CLE/WSH game is boring. The Raiders/Jets is a more exciting game.

 

any suggestions to get my wife for our 1 yr wedding anniversary???

inexpensive please..........

 

I like how the only person that thanked you on this post was the only other female that posts on this thread.

 

Romantic night out, a babysitter, a candle light dinner, if all that fails she might enjoy a nap.

 

Stick your finger in a light socket you will forget all about your *****.

 

Roses, Chocolates Dinner - homemade by you. I know they're considered "classics" but they are that for a reason. A night of awesome sex? (it's free).

Whatever you do make it personal and not just something that you're doing because you know she'll like it.