WTF were these parents thinking ? Crazy kid names

Fish and Chips sounds good.

Much better than something off the wall like Number 16 Bus Shelter, Mal, or Talula does the Hula.

 

I don't feel so bad about my name any more. Even though I'm a guy my dad named me Connie, and our family name is Lingus.

 

I just had a chuckle reading that. Thanks!

 

Sure beats being the only kid named Cam Cameron.

 

I thought Mal was short for Mallorie for some reason...



Peter was not a very friendly name growing up either.

 

what about being named Candice Graham?

 

id like to see the turd who would name their child "violence".

 

a boy growing up as Kelly was no picnic either.

 

That's better than Stitches.

 

yeah being the only boy named Michael in town was tough

 

I think the judge should bar celebrities from procreating. Then we wouldn't have this problem.

 

If it wasn't for celebrity procreation there would be no Angelina Jolie.

The world would be a less hotter place.

 

A girl that my daughter went to school with named her baby Rainy Sky....what a bunch of crappy names...

 

christopher is usually safe name....until someone decides to call you christina just for kicks...

 

Talula does the Hula...


That is frickin awesome. I'm having another kid just so I can name it that! Lord help it if its a boy!

 

i'm naming my first son, Uhbich. Just so I can call my grandkid a son of Uhbich.

 

I'm sorry Christina.....

 

wait.... you're white?





i like "number 16 bus shelter" :laugh:

where the hell do they come up with these? i love it!

 

Having worked in Directory Assistance for many years, I've found some real killers...

The two I can remember are a Pooh Bear and a Dormy Torrey.

My name was almost James (Jim) Locher. Thank God my parents had some sense...

 

Yeh....they named you Colorado...much better...

 

I don't think you should have posted this christina........

 

I lived down the street from a kid named Donald Duck when I was young.

No joke.

 

I lived down the street from a kid named Gaylord, true story.

 

He wasnt telling you his name..genuis...

 

And for the record....



that was my Grandpa's name.

 

thats funny!!! But sad at the same time... The crack usage in NZ must be out of control

 

I had a boss named Oscar Meyer. When he gave his name on the phone people always hung up on him thinking it was a prank..

 

Your not the first. Have you ever read The Grapes of Wrath?

 

I'm not joking about this. But, when I was growing up we had neighbors who named their child Lord Warrior.

 

Haven't read it, I'm allergic to vegetables.

 

i played baseball with a kid with the last name kuntemier.......

we played football in some field with a cop once and asked for our names so he can use us for "good service volunteer time" he told him his last name like 10 times...the cop thought we were messin with him....

Cop-- "whats your guys names?"

me-- Chris cullen

Friend- Will Kuntemier.....

Cop-- haha seriously....what is it?

friend-- :: william kuntemier....

cop-- alright, good stuff, but really whats your real last name kid?

lmao good stuff

 

lol
I went to school with a girl named 'Slunt' and another named 'Wilfinger'. Good times.

 

When I was in the Air Force, we had a guy named Richard Eaton in our unit.

Of course, on any paperwork it was listed as "Eaton, Richard."

 

Some actual people who work in my company:

Helena Boot
Ivana Greathead
Marianne Muckenfuss
Treva Smutz

 

I had one named Richard Head