Thats extra hilarious, because the first time I saw the movie, I immediately compared myself, prior to meeting my wife, to Rudd's character. In my group of friends in my early to mid 20s, that was me, lol.
Didn't like her nose... she was really good looking until she turned her head. Couldn't get over that schnauzer... Dumped another because her boobs were smaller than I like and lacked enough symmetry... and don't get me started on those GD thick *** bra's that are false advertisement... Another due to the gelatinous quality of her lips. Freaked me out when we were kissing. Another had really ugly legs - met her in the winter, dumped her after seeing what she was hiding... Another cause she went and got a tacky looking butterfly tattoo on her tummy over her bush. Hated the toes on another... her second toe was longer than her big toe. Was weird looking. No wonder women say men are bastards... lol...
Seriously? No dead hooker jokes yet? Disappointed in you people... Sent from my LG-MS770 using Tapatalk
Why would anyone dump a dead hooker? They're free and let you stick it anywhere at no extra charge! Wait... but if they're free then they can't be hookers... which means you're not having sex with a dead hooker... you're just having sex with a cadaver, and that definitely crosses the threshold of being morally unacceptable. knowwhutImsayin.
lol... Used to work with a guy that only went to seedy bars 30 mins or so before closing time to get laid. He always brought back something to hump. He'd brag about how bad some of then were. *shudders*
Yeah, sounds like this one dude around here. Ever been to West Virginia? Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4
Oh, now I got it. Fine tool that Google. Cant believe I never heard that before even though I`ve been a no good disrespectful rat bastard most of my life. And I say that in a loving way, of course.
Probably because you prefer TUMA and FUTB right before you BBBJCIMNQNS..... which is why I'd never let McHatin drink from the same straw as me... or let him feed me nachos.