As opposed to Maynard's Christmas ham...................................................................................................................................................................................
ditto for $3075.64 spent every second. lol at $. been watching free for so long I forget the days of having to pay. ......plus the stealth mission of planning and driving to the video store, sneaking the DVD/VHS in and hiding it/them until the coast is clear, then having like 4 goddam scenes to choose from per video and manually forwarding to find the s**t you like, but only after having your escape route preplanned should you hear a key hit the door since you're relegated to the living room. You repeat it back to yourself, "maintain shorts around knees for easy pull up; keep remotes, lotion, and paper towels in close proximity"..... "Mission Abort Sequence: hit stop; lotion under sofa; pull up shorts; switch 'source' to TV; hide boner, wipe sweat off forehead, calm your breathing; sit nonchalantly and ask Cuch's wife how her day's going; wash hands when boner subsides". .....but that's never how it goes down..................... and thus the birth of *Cuch's* first child.
can't find a good gif of this (it's too short, doesn't put it in proper perspective).. but it's funny nonetheless... he's just won a stage in the Tour De France... customary kiss form the girls on his left and right... except one isn't playing along... http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo...-podium-girl-after-stage-2-win-033126940.html
Really hate this assclown. [video=youtube;7bUbauza6-8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bUbauza6-8[/video]
