Just-to-Talk VI

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  1. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Had a young lady buy me dinner Friday, and booze, she was crazier than I am, we had a lot of fun

    When she tossed on the wig tho, that was a wee bit different..need to brush up on my Spanglish..lol
     
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  2. MikeHoncho

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    How many swigs of booze until her cute Adam's apple disappeared?
     
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  3. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Have you returned the wig? what did it feel like to wear it?
     
  4. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Who were the first two?
     
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  5. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    after the fifth shot I believe it disappeared between his thighs.
     
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  6. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    It would not fit over my Brony Helmet.

    Kidding aside, that young woman was nuts, suspect she was going through a manic episode and I had other plans, suspect she was either going to get into a random argument or arrested for shop lifting..was a good time to leave tbh.
     
  7. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    *you mean she had nuts*
     
  8. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    A chipmunk got in my garage, and my mouse trap caved it's head in. I was surprised. This was a big guy, 3 times the size of a mouse. I feel bad whenever I catch these things.
     
  9. MikeHoncho

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    Was almost shocked to hear this, but then I read your location. What you people have in NY/NJ cities can only be called "mutant".
     
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  10. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    I don't and you won't either if they get in your attic of walls and start chewing your wires.....

    I waged war with groundhogs last year as a family was burrowed under my shed, at first I tried to trap them but those little grimeys were too smart and didn't go in the trap I had. So I had to bust out the air rifle and started bucking them in the head...

    The air rifle I have is just as powerful as a .22....I love it....this year I haven't seen one of them....
     
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  11. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Groundhogs aren't like Gerbils.
     
  12. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    They make traps big enough to catch them...I camouflaged it, it blended in perfectly, put peanut butter and apples in there.....those little ****s came out (I watched them one day) looked at it, sniffed, and then started pulling the camo off of the trap!!! It was like the when if a cop finds drugs on somebody hahahaha...

    Luckily they dont dodge pellets to the dome....
     
  13. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I get the peanut butter, but you do know lubing the rim, and just tying them in a condom works just as easily, and you don't have the hassle of everything else.
     
  14. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Player you know how much a pack of rubbers are nowadays!!??
     
  15. McLovin

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    player you know how much a kid costs these days.

    Especially when FinD finds out its not his.
     
  16. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    Monica Lewinsky is hotter than ever, and I would happily pork her like the Christmas ham.
     
  17. bigbry

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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. ToddPhin

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    note to self: never attend Christmas dinner at Nabo's
     
  19. McLovin

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    You're not invited.
     
  20. ToddPhin

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    then feel free to help yourself to seconds
     
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  21. McLovin

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    Everyone can have seconds.

    Fatty.
     
  22. bigbry

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    You know how I know you're gay?
     
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  23. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Your **** is in his mouth? :shifty:
     
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  24. McLovin

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    Why would his hand be in my mouth?
     
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  25. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    to carefully pull his balls back out?
     
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  26. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    His dick tastes like poo ?
     
  27. cuchulainn

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    TMI. Get an alleyway, you two.

    And no, by "alleyway", I was not referring to Maynard.
     
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  28. bigbry

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    I knew I would get some funny responses....no disappoint.
     
  29. bigbry

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    No one believes you.
     
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  30. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    TMI - Todd's Mostly Interested.
     
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  31. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    .... in how little Cuchu Jr turned out.
     
  32. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    He's short and brown and you're not gonna take responsibility for him anyway, so what do you care?
     
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  33. ToddPhin

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    LOL. Well at least Bry got one in there.
     
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  34. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Besides, he did most of the work that day so it's only fair he gets the credit.
     
  35. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    The middle child however...... he really could've gone to any of us five.
     
  36. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Some might call it work....
     
  37. ToddPhin

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    *lotta ways to go with this one*

    ...and some might call it ________. {cue the responses}
     
  38. bigbry

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    [​IMG]

    This is what Sicks wife is using to evacuate all her "toys" ahead of the Hurricane.
     
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  39. ToddPhin

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    yup... all seven of 'em.
     
  40. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    He answers to McLovin...
     
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