Just-to-Talk VI

well she wasn't screening for cancer, appendicitis, or a hernia.

 

So its possible you and cutie had anal.

 

No he won't send you the video...


Todd hasn't returned it.

 

See, right here is where Barry White would say, "they do grow on trees, everywhere I look I see them"

 

Well, if there is a video then I'm certain it will make the usual rounds......aaaaaannnnnnnnnddd as usual you and Meister will photo shop peoples faces on the bodies.

 

Why else get a computer though?

 

It certainly ranks in the top 5 reasons.

1-Make fun of Cif.
2-Cry about the Dolphins offensive line.
3-Arrange meetings with McLovin.
4-Pet videos.
5-Alter butt sex videos.

 

Those pics were real, dammit. I saw Meisty riding that bike when Sick took that pic.

Say, what's your facebook page, pal?

 

1. Fair enough.
2. They were terrible
3. Wait, how would you even know whether or not I'm sexynurse1989 on IRC?
4. No more cats please.
5. Only on weekends.

 

Well that and so buddies can send you weird Japanese pron.

Hitomi Tanaka for Todd.

 

Googled. Not disappointed.

 

Worth every blurred minute of it.

 

she said that rectal tear had you in a lot of pain.

 

If he ever runs for office I think we have his campaign slogan. "Vote Fin V, he has no D."

 

Unless she did me. Which would explain why my rectum was sore and I felt depleted the last morning.

 

it did..... and she apologized for it. Said she wasn't used to her fist meeting so much resistance sliding right in.

 

She did say the gerbils absorbed most of the lube. Poor little guys.

 

There are numerous health benefits of Googling yourself.

 

My Doctor said you have to Google yourself twice a week minimum. One way or another, either have someone Google you or do it yourself.

 

So I presume to a squirrel, eating a Cheeto is almost like Googling yourself.

I almost feel the same way about ice cream.....almost.

 

No one, absolutely no one believes you.

 

please stop sticking up for McLovin's anus.

 

Sphincter please.

 

stop begging, no means no.

 

Well.......I've proven there's no such thing as the apocalypse/rapture.

 

You've never been thru a divorce then. lol...

 

Nope. But I just got a vasectomy earlier today. I cannot reproduce...Armageddon denied.

You're welcome planet Earth. You're welcome.

 

Which is surprising.

 

So instead of asking I decided to wait.....and the answer to my question appears.

No little FinD's running around? indeed! thank you

 

I'm a little shocked there wasn't at least a parade.

 

It's good for your prostate.

 

lol... had my vasectomy after getting my wife pregnant for the 3rd time a dozen years ago.

Hope you prepped and shaved yourself first. Mine was a horror story reminiscent of Ginsu knife salesman hacking at tomatoes while I looked on with much trepidation.

 

Nice try. You're just trying to trick me into telling you how I shaved my junk and send you pictures.












































Check your inbox

 

Like we all haven't already seen your junk. Mrs FinD has quite a sense of humor.

You're spry for someone who got spayed today. I slept for 10 hours after my vasectomy then reminded the wife that I needed to orgasm like twenty dozen times to clean any remaining baby batter out of the unbutchered side of the tubes.

 

Of all the people to volunteer themselves out of the gene pool, your withdrawal makes me the happiest.

 

I was always hoping you'd get one, then I remembered you are un****able.

 

Odd, you should tell the 2 women who gave me their numbers last evening that, they'd no doubt like to hear it

 

*2nd*