Just-to-Talk VI

Whoa!!!!!!!

Unless the installer used bullet-proof tile sealer there is gonna be some Travertine tile and grout work needed.

 

yes yes, grout work. Exactly what I was thinking as well.

...... and I would pay her five dollars a day to fix it. "Phew, one tile down, twenty to go. Same time tomorrow Ewa?"

 

Comedy shouldnt have "lines" go for it. Depends on the crowd though. But you know that..

Whats the joke?

 

Drunk tank flashback of when he was locked up with Ole "Ben Dover".

 

No Sick, your ***** will not grow 4 times its normal size.

 

that still would only be 2 inches.

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Thats all you need*























*With impressive clitoral stimulation

 

lmeister said he would take care of that part so you can concentrate

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Phew!

 

How's Sick supposed to concentrate with lmeister stimulating his clitoris?

 

We live in a quite neighborhood in a superb of Columbus, Ohio, all of our neighbors are older and very friendly. The couple directly to our left was particularly nice.....and then.....


http://www.10tv.com/content/stories...ip-officer-wife-arrested-on-drug-charges.html

 

so where you gonna buy from now?

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Section 126.

 

Anything interesting happen while I was hospitalized for days with pneumonia?

 

Look at you looking for sympathy.

GTFO

 

You obviously grew a vagina.


Other than that......nothing to report. Deadzone of a sports world right now.

 

Maybe it's because I am one. But if you are a step father of any kind, you deserve a free case of beer a week for not beating the kid senseless. Its a ****ing thankless job and it sucks the god damn life out of you.

 

Vaginas are growing everywhere.

 

If they grew on trees, maybe McLovin would lose his virginity within the decade.

 

Any good big breasted nurse stories?

(like there would be a bad big breasted nurse story)

 

If it's a dude.

 

His name is Robert Paulson, His name...

 

**** up.

 

Drink your beer?
Delete your decade's worth of saved pron?
Eat all your twinkies and leave an empty box of wrappers?
Break into the neighbor's house with a can of gas and try to burn it down and get caught so now you're having to go to court for juvenile arson charges and the kid is on house arrest with an ankle bracelet and keeps changing the stations on your late 90's stereo receiver you've had since HS?

 

Like Bry doesn't have an extensive futanari pron collection already.

 

I didn't realize you were Lucky's step dad.

This is awkward, cause it means I'm not just banging his mom, but she's your wife too.

If it helps, she turns down the pictures of you two right before she orgasms. I turn them back up right before I do though....

 

OMG, you really ARE the twisted spork of doom. Just say Robert Paulson and there you are on cue.

 

Nope. Not even gonna google that.

 

Right.

 

I did Google that.

All I can say is, anyone knowing about it has surpassed the "twisted spork" stage along time ago.

 

So you enjoyed it. Now google Japanese tentacle pron.

 

Dont have to, those are normal pop ups for me.

 

I had one cute nurse. One.

Mostly, I was delirious, in and out of consciousness. Whole thing's kind of a blur.

The antibiotics are working. Now I'm coughing up from my lungs what I can best describe as limp, cooked kale with chewed bits of corn.

 

Wait..........which one of the fat, lazy, feminine guys are you again?

 

I see Sick has passed the "Vagina" torch.

And in this fantasy, were these 2 guys looking down at you?

 

We should start calling him FinV.

Surely has no D.

 

You may be onto something... The angry rants each month. The posts on ceramic cookware. The sexless anime avatar complete with phallic shaped object in hand.

 

yes yes, she took extra special care of me the last time I was at UNC....... and that was just to get my parking validated.

 

Is that what she called it?