An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Spotted CiF utilizing technology to bypass Federal and State laws regarding himself and school zones...

 

I've got it, CiF started this thread and has kept it going until his "lady friend" was of legal age of consent!

Effin' BRILLIANT..a farm system

 

not much in that state is.

So ummm.... will you be making it up to him at the next family reunion err?

 

oh, thought you were talking about him.

Not knocking your lady. I think she looks very sophisticated as an 80's business woman.

 

No. The probability that she is very likely related to you, does.

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Sounds like the lyrics to a country song.

 

yeah but nothing happened to his dog yet and his truck didn't break down.

 

Makes the CiF I know sound weird. lol.
No man, makes you sound like a..... like aaaaa.. sh-t this harder than I thought..... like a normal person.

 

"How could you bang our cousin behind my back bubba??!!"





White folks call each other bubba right?

 

That's what you get for banging another dudes woman.

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yes.

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you actually capitalized the "P"?

 

We're laughing at you of course, it's the nature of the thread......... but there's a tiny semblance of sympathy in there too b/c unfortunately you're still one of us.

And that's the only hug you'll be getting in this thread, so pull your head out of your *** and figure out how to move on and let the situation on her end develop organically on its own without your involvement. Otherwise she may end up resenting you severely and thus driving a spike into your chances permanently. If she needs a place to stay, I'm sure even Westerginia has hotels. Or she can find a relative who isn't related to her husband. This is something she needs to figure out for herself, with as clear a mind as possible. If she ends up choosing you, you'll want her to have done it under a rational head so that she never second-guesses herself later on. Now go get f***ing drunk and spend the entire night watching pron..... or take your kid on a trip or something.

 

No man we aren't laughing our asses off right now, we have been the whole time.

 

you spelled date wrong.

 

well, I'm special like that. You'd be wise to heed my advice since I'm of rational mind right now while you're unfortunately not.

did they recognize it was squirrel er....?

 

I can't imagine laying P pays any better than laying manure.... but at least the ammonia is easier on the nose, right.

 

Are there bars like that in Westerginia?

 

There's a bar for farm animals?

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LOL
Yes, but his regular bars have more pigs.

 

Get yourself some PBR, watch some Dukes of Hazzard reruns, and get yourself a new gold chain. You'll feel better.

Here's a 70's pinup poster to help cheer you up.

 

Why Ike, whatever do you mean?

 

that's a great ride. Car's not too bad either.

 

Cash will be back on the Carnival Circuit before you know it.

 

Including the fact she is having an affair....right?

Perhaps she should just get it over with and get a divorce and move in with you permanently. Well, or until she does the same to you....right?

That has to be rattling around in that hillbilly Percocet and Boone's Farm brain of yours.

 

I just don't understand why she would downgrade like that. Makes no sense.

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Jerry Springer, is that you?

 

somebody should warn the farm animals that your off the wagon again.

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Jerry don't come in till it's time for the final thought and this thread seems like its never gonna die.

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I think you should marry her, but, when her son and yours grow up and marry each other its going to be confusing.

Think of the children.