I'm sensing some deeply layered tension between Bry and vanilla ice cream here.... confounded by a misguided aversion to oreos. Would you like to talk about it?
You have never called me an Oreo before......and I'm sensing Ive gotten under your deeply layered skin.
I stumbled upon a forum that's reminiscing over naughty rhymes they sang as children. Funny listening to ones that were before my time. I wasn't a Boy Scout [thankfully] so I missed the old dirty one they learned. I'd laugh my *** off if I heard an 11 year old singing it. Ahhh, the ole Popeye the Sailor ones
Couldn't get through a single post with out the mention of d!cks. Sent from my SM-G900T using Tapatalk
On top of Old Smokey all covered with poo, I shot my poor teacher with a sackful of goo. It burned her eyeballs and stuck to her hair. She rubbed her vagina, now needs an au pair.
Right... just trying cover for why you really sleep on your stomach with your underwear on backwards. No wonder Maynard loves "sleep overs" at your place.
I know the ATM story was mildly exaggerated but this one was true. Ambien is some crazy crazy s***. One night the wife woke up to me getting dressed in a hurry- shirt, tie, and all. She asked what the hell I was doing and I said I was late for work. It was like 4 am on a day off. If she needed to wake me up, she'd have to put the phone next to me and call it b/c if she did it in person I'd apparently cuss her out and go right back to sleep. It got pretty funny hearing her repeat all the crazy babble that I had no recollection whatsoever of saying.
On top of Old Smokey all covered with cheese, I found my poor Maynard on his hands and knees. I looked for an opening, What was I to do, but kick McLovin over and push in Maynard's poo.
mad skills right. BTW, have you ever paused while masturbating with a ham sammich to google whether or not it counts as beastiality?
Shut the **** up Todd phins You stupid little *****, That thing you put in my *** Cause such a red itch, The puss was unfathomable The peeling just bad, I got a ****ing sponge bath from Maynard's fat dad But what magical wonders, happened that night I bought a few black guys and owned them outright So off to South Carolina, with mclovin in tow, I shot my hot come in his mom, and jizzed a rainbow Sparkling sunrise and colorful glee I just wish it didn't burn so much. So much pain when I pee.
Remember the Columbus nursery rhymes? In 1492, Columbus lost his shoe Sat on a stick, and broke his d!ck In 1492 Or the Diarrhea ones: When your sitting in the grass And something dribbles down your a$$ Diarrhea *clap-clap* Diarrhea *clap-clap* So...ads, rhymes...what else are you ******s talking about?
very nice, very nice indeed. A heavy mid palate of Emimen in lines 4 and 5 and then some Robert Frost on the finish. Unfortunately it wasn't written to Old Smokey so you're disqualified.
On top of Old Smokey all covered with gold, I found fourteen teeth that Chris Johnson sold. He plays for the Jets now, his career's done. Trade in for a Honda, at least IT will run.
On top of Old Smokey I sat down to eat. Instead hurled my cookies watching Mrs Ryan's feet. They were quite crusty, and smelled like manure. With stains on her big toe from Rex Ryan's sewer.
On top of ole Smokey, All covered with grass. Todd was squealing like a pig While Mayard plowed his ***. He squealed like a pig, He groveled like a dog, He said "call me cupcakes, And give me your load." And the last time I seen him, and I ain't seen him since, Todd was glory-holing Maynard Thru a barbwire fence.
On top of ole Smokey, All covered with grass. SethDaddy Was completely nude Tea-bagging a table of glass. He was watching "Roseanne" And jerking his shaft While Samphin was watching From an inflatable raft The rain started falling And covering poor Sam Just at the time Seth started ****ing a ham.
On top of Old Smokey Sat eight TSA. Arrives QB Geno, four take him away. He screamed and pouted and banged on his chest. So two agents tased him, "Wu Tang give it a rest!" They found an eight ball, and directions to Bieber's, which were more accurate, than throws to his receivers.
