Favorite things to snack on?

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  1. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    hows my dick taste?

    wait. what?
     
  2. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I've never seen those in any home of an old person. Of course the only old people I was really ever around were my maternal grandparents (always had m&m's or Hershey kisses), my paternal grandparents and neighbor (both always had life savers or hard candy). So I really don't know where that comes from. But for Peppermint Patties....I dont care. Love em like we all love your sisters.
     
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  3. ToddPhin

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    good thing soap and water cleans off her strap-on.



























    .......otherwise you'd smell like the previous guy's ***hole...... and then I'd have to give you a tic tac.
     
  4. Boik14

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    That makes no sense. Go back to smack talk camp. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
     
  5. Ohio Fanatic

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    my favorite snack is beer. I'll take a good homebrew over a snack anyday.
    when I'm at work, it's either a granola bar or pistachios.
     
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  6. ToddPhin

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    yes it does, stoopid. My sister enjoys your cornhole.... with her giant strapon molded after Shaquille O'neil's fist..... and she washes it off so no remnants are left behind..... because if she didn't wash it off, it'd smell like the previous guy's anus that she previously abused with it..... which means you'd smell like the previous guy's anus.... which means you'd need a tic tac..... because she also likes to put it in your mouth. Soooo, his poo -> your mouth. :p
     
  7. Boik14

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    If you have to explain the joke its not good.
    /discussion
     
  8. ToddPhin

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    /you
     

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