If you can shed any insight into Stitches mysterious ways it may assist Samphin in his healing process.
I could be way off, but my best deductive guess....His Pete is small, and you are smaller than even that.
this thread is hilarious. i don't think pete needs to be punched. after reading the "other" thread, if he still goes through with it he'll get punched in the proverbial eyeball when dealing with everything that married life has to offer. He wants to learn the hardway, so be it wish him the best though.