We now have footage of the cleaning staff cleaning Samphins bathroom after he checked out. Have a look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PmMFaVzbzc
You're an awful good sport about all of this, but this has to be hands down the best thread in the short history of this site. Maybe it's because I have the mental capacity of a 10 year old, but poop jokes like these never get old to me.
So uh Sam, if its not too late maybe you want to consider just pooping your pants until they get it fixed and leaving the soiled draws in the garbage? Or just take the dump in the garbage....Really its pretty neat.
You dont want to be too mean to the poor chick thats gonna clean the room, so at least make sure youve got a little trash bag over the can. That way you can just tie it up and pretend its a little present for the maid! Maybe even leave a tip on it!