ESPN goes ALL-IN on Incognito Slander.

Do you watch the games? The Refs have looked bad in our losses. No one swept anything under the rug. It's public knowledge that Incognito has anger issues. The team is welcome to use this as an excuse to lose. If so, Philbin should be gone. We see how good coaching can keep it together when there's a murderer on the team.

 

Lets face reality, incognito was suspended in 2003 and 2004 while in college by different coaches . he was named as one of the dirtiest players in the NFL by opponents. he had do not draft grades coming out of college because of character issues.

The guy is a major idiot and thug. His past told this organization that and yet we still wanted him to come in and poison the well.

 

Now we've gone over the top.

 

Hmm I'd be interested to hear what Jason Whitlock has to say on this topic, he's usually fairly level headed about racial issues.

 

I've been watching it all. As a player, I'm sure they've seen some of this.

If I'm Paul Soliai, Randy Starks, John Jerry, Brian Hartline, or any other tenured Dolphins player, I ask Coach Philbin if I can stand up. I stand up and say look at what the entire football world is saying about us as individuals and as men. They're smearing us, they're smearing this franchise. It affects everything. It affects how we will be viewed in the future. It affects how we'll be paid in the future. It affects everything. Right now, we come together and tell them all to screw each other. We know what kind of people we are. We know what kind of men we have in this locker room. And if you don't, then you're going to miss the bus. It starts now. Trusting and loving each other unconditionally. Relationships don't have to change. The way we act towards each other doesn't change. Continue to show respect to one another. Because if we do, we will win. And when we win, we can tell everyone who doubted us, our brothers, etc to go **** off. We did it. We stuck together. We knew who we were and what each other were all about.

Seriously, I hope some people are standing up and giving emotional speeches to the grew about staying together and displaying that. To hear Chris Carter and Tom Jackson talking crap about how can Cam Wake or Ryan Tannehill not know this. It's frigging simple. They're such POS it amazes me.

 

The best way for them to stand up is win on Monday night. The national media is in a feeding frenzy right now and will misconstrue anything to further the narrative.

 

Another thing that infuriates me is Chris Carter going off on trust. That whole segment is just such horse-crap.

 

Usually this is where mouth breather queen Jen Floyd Engel steps in..

 

The term "sinister" is being thrown around now in regards to the locker room environment. WTF? These guys are are talking out of their asses.

Martin's tweet to Cogs: "Yeah, I'm good man. It's insane bro, but just know I don't blame you guys at all. It's just the culture around football, and the locker room got to me a little."

The media is reading things into that that simply does not exist. It's also being stated that Martin is allegedly gay as well as having emotional problems and that it wasn't that Cogs was necessarily "bullying" him, but that the locker room situation is anti-gay and biased. There are also attempts to link Jake Long's signing with the Rams as an attempt to escape the locker room situation.

Bayless, Shefter and the like are going all in to not only slander Cogs, but the entire organization and are continuing to pile on new accusations daily if not hourly. Amazing how these guys can throw these sort of things out there with collaboration and no consequence for their knee jerk reactions and on-air statements.

 

He said the Chiefs removed him from their draft board because of character concerns....I don't doubt that he had a source that told him this and I think it was true. I don't see the agenda for him to say that unless it was true. He's a bit of a douche from time to time but I don't think he's the kind of writer that makes things up.

 

I've never seen someone with their head so far up their own *** outside of tumblr. He said that he scared them out of it due to his potential reaction to drafting Richie. I didn't think you could be that delusional and self-serving, but there it is.

 

In case anyone thinks Section and I are making this up, here's the actual tweet: https://twitter.com/WhitlockJason/statuses/397445521565970432 Seriously. He, Jason Whitlock, with his mighty pen, caused the Chiefs to alter their draft board. Then he claims sarcasm after someone calls him out for being an idiot.

 

He is now stating that was him being sarcastic...

 

It is sarcasm.

 

Do you even read his columns?

 

There's a sadly NSFW (language) image macro about what trolls want you to believe that crosses over with Poe's law nicely.

 

I'm not saying it's funny sarcasm (to be honest, it's rather pathetic) but if you really think he was genuinely making that absurd claim, you need to get your BS detector checked, mate.

 

Is there a different Jason Whitlock I don't know about?

 

This just in. The DNC and MSNBC have both offered Skip Bayless a job.

 

Does it fart while Justin Bieber moves his lips?

 

I'd love to, but the link to the original post isn't working. I'm big on context, especially with outlandish excerpts such as this.

 

Ebert wrote an article once:

http://www.rogerebert.com/rogers-journal/this-is-the-dawning-of-the-age-of-credulity

The source is Jason Whitlock. The limitations of twitter aside, he's certainly capable of writing what he wrote.

 

Well, I've managed to puzzle together the Pullitzer column from various sources, and I happen to think it's rather great, especially considering that people actually take it serious.

Much in line with the Ebert story, as it happens.

 

No, I think it's an astounding success, given that it's about as subtle as Swift's Modest Proposal.