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love the dog photo

 

Like a wind-up toy lol

 

Why? Then you get extra filet. That sounds perfect.

 

in that case I'll be waiting for you two to leave so I can box that **** up. #mexicanstyle

 

My wife has another move that makes me want to run into traffic.

Go to seafood restaurant.........orders......CHICKEN.

 

and yet another move...go to an Italian Restaurant.....

I want to order like 4 dishes to try a little of everything.....

She is "not hungry"..orders a salad, and also doesn't want to drink..so I sit there like a Whino with a bottle of wine for myself. (people stare too...like "look at this ****ing drunk")

I of course come back home with a bunch of bags of leftovers that she never eats. I eat Italian food for 4 days.

 

I think your wife hates you Sec. she wants to piss you off, and make you look bad.

 

I think she's still thinking about that time we eiffell towered her.

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I don't like seafood, so this is perfectly reasonable to me.

So you get more wine and more food? I really fail to see the problem.

Before my wife quit eating meat, I always got bonus food.

 

What? She told you she quit eating meat? Not from what I ve seen..



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That was pretty cool. High five!

 

Were you there that night fot the phins.com train?

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Nah, couldn't make it. I was there for bobble-head night though.

 

Maybe that's why Mrs D. Doesn't eat meat anymore..

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You meant gobble-head, right?

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No dude, it was when the first one-thousa... oh, I see what you did there.

 

Wait. One thousand what?

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And you think you've got problems with your wife... http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2...fe-allegedly-sent-nudes-to-another-man-photo/

 

annnnd go

 

i'm sorry guys. i should have told you earlier..

 

No touching!

 

I win.

 

Everyone on the phins: I need an adult!

Lmeister: I need an adult, *****!

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Grimes got game... or gas...

 

who would make that dumbass T-shirt?

 

Why didn't they get the shot a second before when he was swinging down from the spider web.

 

Same guy who made free hernandez? Lol

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We are born knowing how to canoe. Since you (especially you, choochootrain) are war-mongers I assumed you are born knowing how to march.

 

Chad Lakkis and PGI?

 

Born knowing how to canoe... Oh, is that what they told you?

 

Yes. We can canoe through whitewater while standing up drinking beer.

 

Stretch before canoeing.

This is a good old Canadian moose in her native habitat.

 

Righttt... you misspelled "habit". And by habit, you mean on her back with her legs up...

 

[video=youtube;vDpVBZmqgls]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDpVBZmqgls[/video]

 

http://womenlaughingalonewithsalad.tumblr.com

 

Aaaaaand go!

Finished.

 

What got you over the hump... was it the chopped salad? or the tossed salad?