Unofficial ThePhins.com Poster Draft (Chat Here)

ALLLLLLRIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT!!!! No holdout needed now! Cervesa's all around!

 

Uh oh, someone is mad that they were proven wrong...

Well prepare to feel bad again...Ed O'Bannon was drafted by the Nets...not the Knicks.


Stupid.

 

damnit where the hell is griddles................ I WANT BEER!!

 

lucky, I really think you've had enough for today...

 

I see you've been to my myspace

did you check out my camping tent

 

I just don't want to wake up one day and find you like this on the morning news...

 

stay out of el paso then

 

Well atleast I'd know where to find you once I got there...

 

they sell kegs there.................................................. thats overkill

 

I'd just like to unofficially thank Regan for drafting me in this unofficial chat thread.
Its an honor to play for Regan21286's Ricky Williams' Secret SoCal Stash. I love Southern California, and unlike many of you, I actually like and welcome Ricky Williams with open arms. And who doesn't appreciate a secret stash?

8 is my favorite number, and to be the first pick of the 8th round is just a terrific and powerful omen. Good things. Its a real honor. I'm all about thanks and gratitude. I'm about gratitude not attitude. So thanks to Coach, and my teammates. Love you guys. Love is abound. Love is love. Again...I'm about the gratitude.




That being said...






Every single one of you mother****ers who passed on me is gonna regret it...BIG TIME! It will be my passion and obsession to hit you and your players so hard, that your mothers weep to your grandmothers, and your grandmothers weep to the Virgin Mary. Pain and anguish on each and every single one of you, when you step on my field. Prepare to bleed.



Again, thanks Coach and guys...I'm feeling the love. I feel loved. I'm in a good place. Good stuff everybody. Gratitude.

 

Welcome to the team Seth...go Stash!

 

hey calm down mini me

 

hey, any chance at a stash banner roomie?(im gonna pretend we're roommates)






luckys gonna be jealous...

 

I'll work on something for ya.

 

buy my new video

 

After I'm having your baby

 

im a loner baby....a lone wolf...wherever i lay my head is home...

yeaaaaahhhh yeah.

but we'll always have Tijuana and La Noche de Fuego

 

thats where you used to work the donkey show right?

 

yeah...i was the donkey.

 

nah, a little more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDAIzqJEWnE

 

more like

 

its about the journey my friend...

 

thats why I love ya bro

 

Does that include Regan for passing on you til now?

kidding, obviously.

 

I...knew....that.....stoopid der. Fine how about John Wallace? That better mr. O'Bannon?

 

Since when did this thread turn into the Just to Talk thread?

 

Keep pressing for a trade to my team. You won't regret it because this is what we'll be practicing in training camp:

Yep, can't penalize us for chop blocks when the player only reaches the knee of the other player. DE's and OLB's beware.

In that case I'll send your family a complementary bag of ganja courtesy of the Ricky Williams Wacky Weed Farm for their consideration. I will be willing to make a deal with Boik for you with future draft picks just to piss gish off.

Glad to have you on board. You came highly recommended and a nice quick scouting report gave me all the info I needed. Now go kick some ***.

 

hey, im still a foot taller than you fonzie.

 

this isn't about me plus he has you as a lt........

 

its always about you!


and in this league, LT is about right for me. im not exactly lining up across from Reggie White.

 

And you can't call chop blocks.

 

This sounds strangely familiar...

 

HA! seth is a fraud! Hardkore is the originator of violence and vengeance. Anyway I can trade for him?

 

You'd prolly have to package George Carlin and the Hammer Smiley, you willing to part with those studs? Yeah, of course you are when you're gettin me in return

 

Hmmm, your owner is a pothead. Anyway of nabbing you for a dimebag of Purple Urkel?

 

How bout all of your remaining draft picks plus every single poster you've taken so far?

 

Who is he the Minnesota Timberwolves Wait a second...