Unofficial ThePhins.com Poster Draft (Chat Here)

Pick is in....Alen OTC.

 

Our team is kicking so much *** right now. We make Sicks team look like Sams

 

You'd be right if you weren't so wrong.

 

I was tabbed by Alen1 to pick on his behalf. The pick is in.

Next.

 

What does it say underneath all those banners of yours?

oh! Is that your way of saying my team has helped you?

Your welcome.

 

You can always hold out and force a trade ala Eli. We're very open to trades.

 

Complementary T-Shirt design for Ricky's Secret SoCal Stash.

 

Good work. Only thing missing is a picture of Ricky Williams lighting it up.

 

I respect the manager of the team that drafted me, but I might have to consult my family to see what they say about a hold out...

 

I just want to say how proud I am to be drafted this low on the boards, I am truly on my way to my stated goal of winning LVP (Least Valuable Poster)

I will need an extra signing bonus to cover the cost of bottled water since I daren't drink the water at our home field.

 

This really angers me. I had considered taking you in each of my previous 3 picks. But something told me I should stay away. Something subconsciously prevented me from ruining my team.

I think I know what it was. The Notre Dame banner in your sig. Perhaps I only agreed to make that ugly banner because it would warn me of the person I am dealing with later down the road. Low and behold, it worked. I'm so glad that none of my selections are playing the holdout card. They obviously understand the difference between pride and ego.

 

Your selections arent playing the holdout card because they're all reaches, and they're just happy they got drafted at all! Take a good corner with your next pick, you'll need the help...

 

The People That Matter of Gotham City are interested in acquiring Bpk from the Mexico City Hooligan Squad.

 

I just wanted to rub the fact that I got drafted in before all you guys....





suckers.

 

Says the blind man to the wall.

 

yeah, but look what team you landed on.

 

There's one in every crowd.... :/


lol..

 

My 8th selection is near.

Target selected.

Position Selected.

Write up commencing.

 

reagan does now seths like five foot even right?

 

NO AGUA.

You needn't worry about water. The Practice Facility only provides our players top quality cerveza and tequila. (Mezcal after victories.)


Bpk

 

is it to late to demand a trade?

 

Pick is in.

East coast, west coast, Pah. It only takes a couple of hours to get from one to tother for christs sakes

 

Um. As acting GM, being asked to trade myself I defer to Alen1 when he returns.

Let me just say that I am flattered, but also very happy with my current cage-- er, home.

Bpk

 

I make fun of your team and you immediately start looking for ways to upgrade it; cant say I blame you.

 

I've heard you have some pretty stringent probationary requirements, luciano, after the Flintstones Vitamins abuse incident. Not sure how the league or the law would feel about enrolling your liver in our 'training program'.

That said, we welcome all malcontents. lol.

Bpk

 

never satisfied...

 

None of my team have demanded to be traded. In fact none of my team have had anything to say

 

he has beer
reagan has herb


I'M GETTING NOTHING BUT ANGRY RODENTS!! WHAT DID GRIDDLES EXPECT!! I DEMAND A TRADE TO ONE OF THE AFOREMENTIONED TEAMS..........OR A CASE OF TEQUILA AS MY SIGNING BONUS!

 

This has actually been in the works for over a week.

But yeah, I'm always trying to upgrade. Isn't that my job though? Maybe it makes you feel extra awesome if you think I'm doing it for you. Typical Notre Dame nonsense.

 

Fight fight fight fight!!

 

I dont need to upgrade, as i have exactly who I want here. Except for the picks who you guys nicked

 

Ahem.

 

gotta give you that one.

 

Ah, the timing of this big announcement is just a coincidence then. Likely story!

And you seem to have a Notre Dame obsession...

 

NDobsession=TRUE

while (NDobsession != FALSE){

destroy(DonShula84);

}


// Welcome to the infinite loop of destruction.

 

geekiest.
post.
evar.

 

previouspost=evil;
poster=unluckyluciano;

if (previouspost=evil)
kill=TRUE;

while(kill != FALSE){

murder&rape(poster);
}

// Now who's a geek?

 

wait, aren't you currently being destroyed?

 

You're the equivalent of the NY Knicks picks though. No one understands it and you'll end up in the CBA in a yr or two...Ed O'Bannon.