Just-to-Talk VI

Just get a run of the mill traffic lawyer. No points, no school, chance of outright dismissal.

 

Teachers these days are cougars. Where in the hell were these teachers when I was in school?

True story though, I had Jarrod Jarrod Saltalamacchia's(of Boston Rex Sox, former classmate of mine in high school) wife as my gym teacher in both middle and high school. The only teacher I had that I knew for sure was a cougar.

http://www.playerwives.com/mlb/boston-red-sox/jarrod-saltalamacchias-wife-ashley-saltalamacchia/

 

Yeah he went to Royal Palm, I remember playing him in baseball....dude was a ****ing stud.

 

Stop at red lights....

 

...who banged my gym teacher while he was still in middle school and she transferred to RPB high when he went there. Everyone knew it. Kind of funny story.

 

It was a ****in no turn on red. So stupid.

I think I'm gonna try and say an ambulance was behind me so I needed to move. What's your thoughts guys?

 

sounds like my first marriage.

 

Do you have a history of traffic violations? If not, it'll probably get reduced anyways without fighting.

 

I mean, I do have some history. Not to recent though...How would it get reduced without fighting?

 

Was it in Orlando? Those are some of the most aggressive cops.

 

No in Bradenton,FL. It was a red light camera.

 

Oh right. Should've had my wheaties this morning.

 

Only ticket I've gotten was a red light here in VA under similar circumstances... and after I appeared I was told to just state that since I had no history of violations could it be reduced. Ended up being a misdemeanor or something like that which was a little less money and no points on my record.

 

Pay the fine. Seriously. I believe in FL it's better to pay, because they screw you if you lose. Take it from a guy that has been screwed a lot

 

maynards so easy.................................

 

Take it from the guy who can't move to Florida because my wife has mroe points on her FL license than a DUI man slaughter because of 4 unpaid sunpass $1.00 toll violations.

It's ****ing bull**** and not worth it.

 

Where would you move to?

 

Either where I am from, West Palm Beach or Orlando area. Thats where we've researched and looked into the most.

 

Red light camera, stud. Camera...

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Bay Area is nice. I need a friend.

 

You should hook up with that guy maynard, I hear he's easy.

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As in Tampa Bay.....???

Well NOW thats a no. Thanks.



















Seriously we've considered it, but have no one and know nothing about that area.

 

Houses are still affordable here. Lots of strips clubs for your wife to work at.

 

I hear he is quite the writer too

 

I went to 2000 space odessy a couple years ago for a bachelor party. Felt like I walked into a dumpster turned into a goodwill, turned into a strip club.....Your mom was still headlining though, good for her.

 

Lol

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My cousin in a sheriff deputy in hillsborough county and I have another uncle in port charlotte. My girlfriend is from sarasota, so you could say I'm familiar with Trampa.

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I was just in Clearwater this past weekend. Went to the Seaquarium.

I didn't see maynard anywhere. I think he's lying about living in Clearwater.

 

I was trickin on Pier 60

Let me guess... Your wife wanted to see Winter the magical dolphin

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Nah. We really wanted to see the sea turtles.

If I could wave a magic wand......the Dolphins would win the SB, Republicans would be less douchey, and me and the wife would open a sea turtle rescue in Hawaii.

 

Some moron got arrested recently messing with the nestings and posting his pic on facebook

 

Hey guys its that day of the week I will get to have sex with my wife, yay!!!!!!!!



/Everyone Loves Raymond

 

He should be drawn and quartered.

The best day of my life, on my honeymoon in Hawaii, we swam with sea lions and dolphins, pet and held a rehabbing adolescent sea turtle, had sex with the wife in the ocean and capped it off with Mongolian Beef from PF Changs.

The sea turtle part was the second best thing that day....for me anyway. My #1 was probably my wife's #15.

 

I'm 42, and was getting sex 3-4 times a week. my wife decides to quit her job and open a home daycare taking care of kids all day. now it's sex once a week because she's so tired #!@#!@

 

too tired because of "the kids"

 

If I could wave a magic wand, I'd repeatedly hit you in the face with it.

 

so your wife opened up a daycare just so she doesn't have to sleep with you anymore?

 

I knew it. You have gimpy arms. I bet they look like flippers. Put on a shell and I'd rescue you.

 

If I had a shell, I'd throw it at you.

 

hah, I'm going to throw that line at her next time she's too tired.