***Official "I hate this..." Thread***

I bet he never even poops...its too unclean.

 

How about people who simply dont care if cars are coming when they use the sidewalk?
(this may be a Hialeah only pheomenon.)

 

Well you are cheating because you watch the webcam.

 

No, you do it because its the last thing on earth that can pleasure your *** at this point.

 

- cucumber
- tomatoes
- drive to work with the bus and that thing flooded with school kids, who talk more bull**** than skip bayless
- obama visiting berlin on this coming tuesday and wednesday and they are already closing everything today, city is a mess



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I hate when I am standing in the back of the classroom filming my sons Pre-K graduation and this big mama walks on over (coming towards me) turns around RIGHT IN ****ING FRONT OF ME....and starts filming IN MY WAY....I laughed and said "WOW! RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME" and she ignored me.

Probably cause I am white.....

 

-eggs - same level as dog-poop
-someone walking into my office after I farted
-old people driving
-people talking on their cell phone while driving (just play games like I do - much safer)
-and the one thing no one has listed yet somehow... J-E-T-S!

 

Someone breaking my concentration at work.

Takes me 10 mins to feel like working again

 

seriously my biggest pet peeves driving. I even use my signals when no ones behind me, just habit. I also learn, never trust a signal

 

Big problem out here....people on bicycles
They want to ride on the streets but don't follow the rules of the road.
Running stop signs, riding double wide, don't pay a cent for the use of the roads.

 

Moving

I have a cousin who lets say we would go somewhere we would stop 10 places before we get to the one location. Its always ill be two seconds. 1 hr later... I hate that

 

Yeah but Big E's graduation from weight loss class was killer....

 

By someone you mean that cute guy Angel two cubicles over?

 

I do... I just chec...

Scratch that. It's gone. :shrug:

 

I hate that FinD pretends to be a white married male when in all likelihood she is a white lesbian with a life partner.

I know this because every chance FinD gets to say he loves his wife he does. I know of no real man who does that, its just not normal and a dead give away.

 

The new hotties with low self esteem put out so ****ing much at that after party!!!

 

This is just an attempt by you to trick me into emailing you a pic of my junk. I'm not falling for it again.

And hey, I'm as amazed as anyone else I found an amazing woman to marry me, I'd be stupid to screw that up.

 

I'm not certain that's legal in your state.


[video=youtube;EHqebO8aAc4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHqebO8aAc4[/video]

I rest my case

 

Chafed nipples

 

Well, he's not part of the Silver Club Level...that's why. He's getting it free when the rest of you paid $4.99 on top of Club Level dues. Hell, you paid 3 times.

 

One of my co-workers, not once, but twice on biz trips has had to take cover because of tornados. I told her that it because of her cold heart and all that hot air that comes out of her mouth......lol

 

People who are in veema or ACN scheme. I know people in both and they think the found a easy way to make money and the rest of the world are losers who waste their life working. They don't realize it's all a scam


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It's easy. Give me $500 up front and 100$ a month! I'll make you rich! Just get your friends to join too! I'll get all the money but you get a small percentage for your trouble! I'll give you a product so it's not technically a pyramid scheme!

I got a friend at work who keep telling me how much he's gonna make with this new coffee product. Same principle. I have friends who do veema and they keep posting motivational videos of how they can make millions and how if you get in now you are coming in o the ground level.


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My friend still has about a dozen bottles of the healthy wine ****.

Waiting till I can all it as "vintage 05"

 

getting set up at the urinal, have a steady stream going and attempt to push out a fart...

but it's not a fart.

 

i only hate them when they obnoxiously rev them up, otherwise, i would rather one come up behind me on the highway then a crotch rocket when i am cruising with the radio and a/c on and the windows up. i am always aware that they are there so i am more cautious when i can hear them.