An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Needs more midgets.

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We have Lucky.

 

Bowling league?

 

And DNA test results!

"..FinD...you ARE Lucky's father!!!!!..."

"I told you! I told you!"

 

Pottery class.

 

The ****in' hipsters are now trying to steal Genny Cream Ale away from scumbags like me who have been getting skunked off beer brewed from the crystal clear waters of the Gennessee river since we were 16 years old. I hate when they try and take a delicious low brow beer and make it theirs. Death to hipsters!

 

Ahhhhhh, I see why you like pottery class.
She's not afraid to get that hand way in there is she! A little mud in the nails doesn't bother her one bit.

 

I guarantee that CashInFist has been on that show, or knows someone directly related to him that has.....book it.

 

Still better than anything CIF is banging.

 

Yep, that is the first beer I ever tried, it used to be a sort of regional Northeastern beer, now it is even in my neighborhood, though tbh, now I sort of prefer Genny Light.

Hipsters are the bane of mankind in some ways, they are proto yuppies, but instead of docksiders they wear doc martens or mules..same same.

cannot believe I've been around long enough to see the 80's come back into style..just so long as the really craptacular pop 80's music does not come with it...

 

Hey, you've banged at least one dog that we know of.

 

I am?!?!?!?!?

This is awkward.

<flips Lucky over, put my finger to his lips, shake my head "no">

 

Genny Light is what I was raised on. I still drink it every time I return home to Western New York.

 

Do tell...since I don't know any of you personally! LOL

 

You were protected when you hit this one hard. Had a similar nickname to Kim Cattrall's character in Porky's.

 

Well that was a nice try. Name or pic or it don't count.

 

Don't think she was a fan of your Mustang.

 

You're an idiot.

He's talking about when you hit that dog with your car.

 

LOL'd ^

 

Well I would have gotten it with that last clue, fool!

We were talking women. Sorry, obviously unlike some, when talking about women and sex my mind doesn't go to the animal kingdom.

 

Not to break up the party but I just passed 2 big *** kidney stones I've had for almost a year.

 

Jesus H Christ Pyle, suck it up like a man!



If there is a thread about "just to talk" there should be a thread about "men behaving badly"

 

I am guessing there is a reason why cant see her face? I am going with Methmouth.





I've seen pornos with better dialogue.

You know how in High school there was always that one douche who always bragged about all teh ***** he was pulling, yet no one ever saw him with a girl?
CiF is that guy.

 

at least they didn't have far to go. Short taxi ride for them it was.

 

You watch porn with dialogue? That's like the male equivalent of a chick flick, Nancy.

 

Because I am a man-whore I didn't even feel them come out, my junk has many miles on it. Oh I'm sorry, am I bragging?

 

Yeah, just further proof of incest.

Birthdtones

Yeah

 

It was like a t-shirt cannon?

 

Just learning how to upload pictures in tapatalk 2.

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Only twice as powerful. I had to bring in a backhoe to remove them from the bathroom. See what I did there? Back-hoe.

 

CIF? You there?

CIFFFFFFFFF?

I hope he did kill himself bc he was embarrassed.

My guess is he is strategically waiting so he can explain his week with this crazy chick.

 

backwoods-hoe maybe.

 

i know you know how.

 

i dunno, i use tapatalk 2

 

Should anyone really be impressed about ****ing anyone or anything from West Virginia?

 

Kinda. I mean if CiF is getting laid its cause he ran faster than the chick, which at his age and shape is impressive.