Unofficial ThePhins.com Poster Draft (Chat Here)

I have uno in mind but Griddles gave me a late round pick so he may be taken. Conspiracy?

I think so.

 

What do you think. Jim!. Obviously shirtlifting. Their whole squad is at it

 

George Bush would kick your *** anyday.

Oh yeah and,

 

My receiver would kick your DB's ***.

Who else am I going to blame?

 

Fixed.

 

I dont know why, but I thought Uno would be a DT, or maybe even a WR. Never seen him as a QB. Perhaps if he is we should call him "Slash"

 

Exactly what you should do brother.

 

No man, we went over the unis already. Designs by Unlucky. Look back in the pages. Sheesh!

Those are our practice jerseys btw, pretty sexy ehh?

Oh yeah, tnx!

 

No.
No.
No.

Uno is one man, remember in spanish?

 

My next pick is in.

 

Dude?!?! That was uncalled for, you didn't have to call me out. Now the whole world will know.

And I thought you were my firend

 

Very very nicely done Sam. Hands down the best pick of the entire draft so far. How in the world does the Larry Csonka of 2008 slip this far



By the way. I play for cheap, just keep feeding me beer

 

Btw, Samphin, you forgot one of the nicknames of your new acquisition. Hung, Drool and Cheeze.

 

Sykeee.

 

No I didn't. I put "AND MORE" in there didn't I? Gawd how come no one can read?

 

Hence why you are a fullback going on an OT...

 

Well you have to specify for us, we donno everything like you for pete sakes.

 

Good point...sorry. There I said it.

 

Even though I had my first drink at age 12, I am going to pull the hypocrite card, and say that 13 year olds should not play drunken simulated professional football.

 

Thank you for that, Borat.

 

Duhhh HUGE difference.

You were only 12 and not even a Teenager yet

 

Wait...he is 13? I was lied to! I thought he was 12. I am gonna have to start calling him the Miguel Tejada of internet football forum drafts!

 

by the way, AZ, I'm sorry that you have no leaders to look up to on your team. You're gonna have a bunch of misguided crack fiends looking to you for guidance. I hope you can handle that responsibility.

Secretly, I'm hoping you fail.




Crap, I guess I suck at secrets.

 

Hurry the heck up Griddles, we all know you are gonna pick master chief from Halo 3 or something stupid like that. Just get it overwith already.

 

as well as typing, speaking...life...

 

Oh dear Azfin, you were going to be my DE. Never mind, you preferred to be a mere FB. It is your choice. The trouble with 13 year old kids is they really dont know what they want to be when they grow up. I expect you wanted to be a long distance lorry driver

 

Actually, as long as they keep feeding me beer and Playboy I dont give a RATZ AZZ what they do in their spare time.

Besides, Sam is a rastler, I dont think he wastes his time with Crack. I thing he injects HGH directly into his eyeballs

 

HAHA! Griddles took unlucky. My plan is working perfectly. Have my guys infiltrate other teams and sandbag it so that my team wins the championship and split the winnings with them or so they think...

 

If by Lorrie you are referring to a Hottie whose parents named her Laura, but she changed her name to be hip to 13 year olds with a mustache and like beer....then yep, I am a Long Distance Lorrie driver

 

Oh and you guys wait until my NEXT pick. I no for a fact this person will slip under the radar to me. And when they do, you guys will be in some serious PAIN!

 

Cool.... ha ha ha..


But Boss, what the hell is a uys? And did you mean Teabag instead of Sandbag?

Just asking

 

he wont be playing though. you are the default leader in the locker room. you must convey samphins message to the rest of the team.

Come to think of it, being drunk may help with this task. Good pick Sam!

 

Well, we have our first bust of the draft.

 

Your scaring me.

 

It is part of our playbook jargon...