Football Gameplan's 2013 April Fools Mock Draft

dang, the last one had me rolling. but i'm at work so i'll have to wait until later. ugh!

 

That was some funny stuff.

 

Cant argue with the his reasoning for who we will take. He nailed it.

 

How stupid.

We already have Revolving Doors on our roster. 7 of them, by my count.

 

If we pass on Matlock i might kick a puppy.

 

We're one Lamar Miller injury away from going full time with Daniel Thomas, who is probably injured or concussed as I type this post. Don't think we can go with the revolving door while Ricky from Boyz 'n the Hood or Sam Gordon are both still on the board. That would be a mistake by Ireland.

Of course, the smarter move would probably be to scout Katherine Webb three times, then go to her Pro Day, and then invite her in for a pre-Draft workout. I dunno... I'm not Jeff Ireland... but to me, "that makes perfect sense."

(Oh, and the video really had me laughing. Great job on that, Emory.)

 

What's an ex dolphins WR (Lamar Thomas) have to do with anything? Lamar Miller/Daniel Thomas, understandable mistake. I don't see Thomas being the primary back-up this season, but then again I didn't agree with him getting the bulk of back-up carries last year either.

 

Yipes! Edited! Thanks!!!

 

Easy mistake to make bro. I'm hoping Gray steps up and we take a RB in 4/5th round who can make some plays in the passing game, as well as block. Anybody know of a RB we could nab in the mid rounds who would be a good 3rd down RB? The first thing I thought about was the 3 td game Thomas had on mnf. Vintage Marino. He made Thomas at least for 1 game look good. Poor Danny had worse wrs to work with that year than Tanny had last year. Believe it was Gadsden and Thomas lol. Not much separation there for a qb.

 

Good job dig nice to see you stopping in. Now we need to help you get that game plan all figured out.

Lotta good ones in there.

 

I think I might invite Leslie Frazier over for drinks. It's good to have friends who are so easy to read.