Just-To-Talk

wow...on her birthday? Man I bet your syked for YOUR birthday then huh?

 

i wonder how much "thanks" has been dished out in this thread.

 

Id say between 800-900 of mine have come from this and the Poster thread you started.

 

Wow. Sweet kind boobaliciious Mandy has been replaced with mean, punishing boobalicious Mandy.


I, for one, welcome it. Patent leather and whips would look niiiiiiice on Mandy.

 

Fiesty........

 

Pictures to follow, one hopes.

 

Step into my office

 

You don't have some already? Man, I AM a lucky guy then!

Of course, I had to wait outside her room and snap photos for like 20 hours undetected to get em, but nonetheless...

 

Fixed

 

aw naw he di int!

 

what, that random quip wasn't good enough?? in all honesty i wasn't trying to be funny there, i was genuinely curious.... you want funny? how about some of these?

* Do you think deaf people watch porn with the closed captioning turned on? More importantly, you think someone actually sits there and codes closed-captioning on porn DVDs? How awesome is THAT job???

* Do you think when a car salesman dies, they lower the balloons at the dealership to half-mast?

* I hate racism. In fact, i want to drag racism behind the pickup truck of equality

* ******ed baby abortions.... i'm against them. In fact, if you abort a ******ed baby, i think you should have to fight said baby in hell

* Great line i say to women in bars: Sip my own drink while looking at them, then say "Hey, are rufies supposed to taste like cinnamon?"

* A friend of mine works at a funeral home... he's always telling me about the hot girls that come in there, and his dilemma b/c it IS a funeral. i told him to tell some of them "Hey, you realize i can bury more than just your mom..."

* I want to make coupons for scissors and put them in the middle of the coupon page in the paper.

* I think it would be cool to get a huge back acne tattoo across my back. get some all puss-y, some very ripe, some with white heads, etc...

**disclaimer - all of these are genuine "texas" thoughts/ideas.

 

ahahahahaha and finsgirlie lands one on the chin....speaking of which hi Lucky

 

Even your own raza makes fun or you...

 

Even my 8 year old blind nephew makes fun of me

 

Well, they say when one sense goes, the others become more potent. Your stench is probably unbearable for him...

 

Yeah, well he's only 5 years old and tells me that he can't stand the smell of women......much like your two dads told me :highfivesir:

 

ahahahahaahha the lakers choked!!....step off that ledge, sammy.

 

Nah I am ok. Because when it boils down to it, I remember that it is a game, and in life, I am still better than you.

And then I smile.

 

So, where were you hanging out with my apparently gay two dads? Could it be that bar down the street from your shanty called the piledriver?

 

you ever get too tired to goto bed? im so tired, but then i gotta get up, brush my teeth, put the alarm on...walk the dog...going to bed is too damn exhausting.

 

eh screw it, im going to bed.

 

No, I saw them where I always do on Polk and Sutter.......That just happens to be where I score my drugs so its pure coincidence.....like the Lakers in the Finals....hahahahahaha oh no he di'int!!

 

Much like most of your life, your comebacks are boring an unispired.

 

poetry...

 

Sadly...my office is my trailer.

 

i know.......i know....

 

PS, If you ever feel the need to buy any signed sports memorbilia DO NOT buy it from Upper Deck, Inc. They are BY FAR my worst account and their lead intetnet sales manager can burn in hell like the dumb ***** she is...

That is all.

 

ThePhins.com Poster Draft in the Contest Forum... you all might get drafted...

except FinsGirlie. Her character issues have her rated as a undrafted free agent.

 

I would like to say I'm surprised that Sam drafted himself....but....

 

Frankly I woulda been shocked had he not drafted himself

 

You'd be my top 3 for sure.

 

You're also in my top 103

 

Top three draft busts...

 

...Please do.