The 2013 ThePhins.com Combine Results (Poster Measurments, 40 time etc)

****. you.

 

sorry, but that made me lol

 

Can I use my measurements & stats from like 2 years ago?

 

I think I feel like a... cold coming on... errr something.

 

Todd and the majority of posters are outta shape fat bodies. GL getting them to givebu a report.

 

I are not. Just haven't worked out/exercised in 2 years, and some of those drills have 2 days worth of subsequent pain written all over 'em, broad jump being one.

 

Post the following stats for yourself (please have a second person measure and verify) (No one volunteered to verify anything about me. They know me too well!)

Height..... Not tall enough to reach the top shelf virtually anywhere. As Garfield said about this and the next topic "I am not overweight. I am undertall!

Weight Get Real! My Doctor has a talking scale.. It told me "One at a time, please." Doc told me to exercise. I told him about my blown out knees (One MCL, two Meniscus tears - catcher, Nose Tackle), Back (L3/4, L4/5 disc herniated from lifting weights), torn rotator cuff, separated shoulder surgery, and job.. too much chair parade, too many parishioners who love to feed the pastor! AND - a covered-dish supper for any reason whatsoever.. He mentioned chains and bread and water!

Arm Length I can still reach her... does that count!

Hand Size I can still reach around it.

40 Yard Dash Give me 10 yards and a colonoscopy prep and I can beat anyone, anytime, anywhere with a booster assist even!!

Bench Press (225lbs) I can do that easy. Every time I sit down, I press the bench with more than that!

Broad Jump Come on!!! Not at my age.!!! Besides that, they can outrun me
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Vertical Yep... Still Am - most of the time!.

Cone I run over several in any number of parking lots.. specially when the grandkids are hollering.

20 Yard Shuttle does unloading the car after my wife goes shopping count?.... It oughta count for something. She loves to shop!

60 Yard Shuttle Every time I mow the lawn.. Back and forth, back and forth.

BodyFat % ---- Is it.. You bet it is.. Besides that, my wife watches every cooking show on television

 

LMAO



so what you're saying, Rev, is you'll think about it?

 

Lol..BK, you a funny dude..I'm just having all kinds of visuals of you and your wife post combine..

Pics Or it never happened.

 

The real reason it is falling is because you failed to provide me with your evaluation on V McDonald

 

5'9, 150????????

Is this midget-ball?

 

You sucked balls in the interviews as well.

 

You scored NINETEEN in the vertical??? And you made it public?????

 

Height 5' 9 3/4"

haha you're a mexican.

 

Kicker.

 

Rich Eisen is faster than you!!!

 

I would think ball sucking would raise one's stock.....

 

Barry, I commend you for idea. I commend you more for actually making your numbers public. Half the size of Tavon Austin and slower than Rich Eisen with a vertical that wouldn't look out of place on one of The Golden Girls

 

I see a lot of room to add bulk. That can be construed as positive in the right context.

 

I commend Barry for actually posting his numbers.

I had someone time me in the 40 behind the gymnasium on a concrete surface once at the end of college. We had a 5.9 hand timed. Suffice it to say I weigh more than Barry.

 

The one RB Rouse is 5'5" and change!!!

 

How do you measure hand size? I guarantee I will have the smallest hands here. It's why my balls look so big.

Too much info?

 

OK, I've worked it out. I have to say that it's dark outside so the NFL has just ruled that I can't do the athletic drills today but I'm KILLING it in the measurement stakes.

 

LOL.

My official hand measurement is 9 and 4/8ths. I don't know how they measure arm length but my wing span is 73.5 inches. I'm 5'10".

 

The big shock is how big my hands are. I may have gone up a whole round on that info alone.

 

put it against your face... and then have someone else punch it.

 

I'm not so sure. Mine are 7 1/2.... but then again I'm 5'8 1/2.

 

Yeah but there's an injury history there that scares me. Also any google search will turn up all kinds of character questions...

 

I could dunk a tennis ball ten years ago. Not sure I could make a lay up with one now. lol
That probably hurts my vertical.

 

FLMAO.

This is so ludicrous. I laughed out loud at that comment. Picture the scene........I'm in the bathroom measuring myself Combine style and my wife walks in and looks at me as I'm trying to measure my hands on the bathroom floor as though I've just told her I'm giving birth to a tortoise. Then as her incredulity begins to wane, I ask her to measure my wingspan for 'some guys on the Internet'.

 

Ha ha. I get a full clear medical check and no problems with the law. I'd kick *** on the character check, despite numerous jerk off attempts here!!

 

Although I did steal someone's dinner once.

 

I'm sorry but I'm still laughing out loud at that.

 

That scene pretty much just happened in my house.

Me: "Honey? Where's the measuring tape?"
Her: "...why?"
Me: "No reason. Also what do you suppose is the highest ceiling in the house?"

 

The first thing I would say to any evaluator asking about you.