ThePhins WIENER NICKNAME thread (only meant for posters w/ a sense of humor)

Fin D calls his Wannstedt...

 

I call mine Sparano because the only drives it finishes end in vigorous fist pumping.

 

Cause it has a pornstache and likes to punt

 

Phinsational calls his Ray Lewis because he stabs someone and pays the families for their silence

 

I call mine macarena because it got old real fast........

 

because it took you five years to realize how overrated it was?

 

I call mine Lebron

Because when in "the moment" It shrivels up and fails.











This angers phinsationals wife something wicked, it's thee entire reason she screws everyone around BESIDES him.

 

Boik calls his Hartline, because it rarely can stay upright.

 

Section calls his Jeremy Lin...


Because its huge over in China, but below average in Houston.

 

Oh ny

 

Bite me. At least my little Wanny can draft!

Wait...what?

 

I cal mine empty cause Lmeisters mom came over.

 

I call mine 50 cent cuz its been shot nine times and nobody really wants it anymore.......

 

I call mine Jeff Ireland, because it sees what you did there.

 

Bull ****. You call it Ireland cause its a ginger.

 

I call mine useless cuz I'm married

 

Your wife already told half the board that.

 

Only half? How disappointing

 

ewwww

 

V.O calls his The Mcstays....because nobody has seen it in 3 years.

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I call mine Ted Ginn because it will give everything it's got. Either that our because it avoids contact at all costs. Or because it's too fast for its own good.

 

I thought it was because its skinny, quick and comes with your family.

 

Or because it was taken way too soon?

 

Actually I call it 1 of 2 things...
Its either Al Capone since it can shoot up a city or Kobe since all it does is shoot.

 

And will eventually have issues with a nasty untreated case of syphilis

 

Only if your sister visits

 

I thought you called it Calvin Johnson because it comes down with everything. (diseases)

 

Doesn't matter. Had saix.

 

Phinsational is happy to know its a dribbler not a squirter since he likes to catch everything too!

 

Hey now don't pick on me just because I never called you back after that one drunken night.

 

.....Apollo Creed.

 

Because you like taking a beating from big strong white men who lead with their left?