A post by DJphinfan in another thread got me started on this, so I thought I'd make it into its own thread. So here it is- nicknames that TP posters gave their willies. Fin D calls his Domino...... cause it goes down easily PSG's is Trophy..... cause it collects a lotta dust Unlucky named his Drawbridge.... cause it only goes up for the biggins MrClean's is Mr Marshmallow.... cause it's a treat for hot cocoa Shouright calls it NASCAR#10..... cause its performance is held back by its driver....... (Google it if you don't get it) Panda named it Oxford....... cause he lets both genders wear it Section calls his Taxi..... cause it only gets a ride when it's paid for CK just changed his to Hurry Up While She's Asleep...... self explanatory LBsFinest calls it Cochran.... cause it got a black man off RevRick's is named Secret..... cause it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman Lmeister calls his PETA.... cause no one takes it seriously Boik named his Nepotist.... cause it prefers to stay in the family... or yours Finyak calls his Crown Vic.... cause it stops you if you go too fast OhioFanatic's is called Thimble..... cause it only works when you insert a finger Frumundah nicknamed his Belichick.... cause it still has its hoodie on....... (religious reference) McLovin's is named Michael...... cause all he can do is beat it GIK calls his Titanic..... cause chicks cry when it's over... and a few men too Muck named his ThePhins..... cause it kicks you out when you talk dirty Slick nicknamed his Normandy..... cause it's met with a lotta resistance ......feel free to keep it going ya bums
Phinsational names his "a thread started by phinsational on thephins" cause everyone laughs when they see it.
I actually call mine Purple Headed Warrior since its always ready for battle. Sometimes though I call it Blinky cause its occasionally spits in her face
Phinsational actually calls his milk carton since its gone missing for years and will probably never be found again.
phinsational calls his bigfoot.......because the only people who have seen it are weird guys who hang out in the woods.
phinsational calls it Todd's Wand, because his name is Todd and it casts a spell on unsuspecting trolls.
oh yeah, well Paul calls his R2D2...... cause it's short & stubby and sounds like an income tax term.
