Full bracket Barney Fife (6) Sidekick to: Sheriff Andy Taylor Advantages: Passionate about law enforcement. Disadvantages: An emotional powderkeg, Barney easily projects panic, despair and fear. Also lousy with a firearm. vs. Donkey (11) Sidekick to: Shrek Advantages: Optimism. Attractiveness to female dragons. Disadvantages: Acrophobia, colorblindness, hypochondria and cowardice. *** Sideshow Bob (3) Sidekick to: Krusty the Clown Advantages: Criminal mastermind. Extremely well-read. Disadvantages: Megalomania and obsessive hatred for Bart Simpson. vs. Scrappy Doo (14) Sidekick to: Scooby Doo Advantages: He’s … well … scrappy. Disadvantages: One of the most obnoxious cartoon characters ever animated. *** Waylon Smithers (7) Sidekick to: Montgomery Burns Advantages: Good business sense. Loyalty. Disadvantages: Creepy erotic fascination for and devotion to Mr. Burns. vs. Mini Me (10) Sidekick to: Dr. Evil Advantages: Tenacious. Perhaps as important to the popularity of the Austin Powers franchise as Powers himself. Disadvantages: Lack of verbal communication skills. Vertically challenged. Actor who portrayed him known for public intoxication and urination. *** Barney Rubble (2) Sidekick to: Fred Flintstone Advantages: Devoted friend. Hot wife. Disadvantages: Annoying laugh. Complicit in the marketing of tobacco to youngsters in the 1960s. vs. Chumley (15) Sidekick to: Tennessee Tuxedo Advantages: A South Pole walrus, he is unique. Disadvantages: Blind devotion to his mentor lands him in trouble.
