Just-To-Talk

Jim Beam is a bad bad thing.

 

Jim Beam is for inbred whitetrash.......sorry....forgot who i was talking too

 

lol owned again

 

yes well.the mexican at the party brought vodka and it was already gone so....

 

ok...I'm gonna go pass out..lata

 

Thats ok theres no shame in settling for second best.....Lucky's dad did

 

OMG I just saw 5 punk bands play back to back in Concord. It was awesome. Actually, I saw four punk bands and left before the 5th. Cuz I was drunk the the girl was annoyed.

Qyestion: How come every punk rock show starts with everyone but me wearing black and ends in someone getting a bloody nose?

Weird. I did get to see my friend phil who was shot point blank in the face in San Fran a couple years back. He is doing well. Sorry I am tipsy but pyraimid hefeweizen is a dangerous ***** of a drink.

 

Great, Prep's back. Everyone hide your valuables and cover your drinks.

This --->

-2 for the Hulk Hogan impression

 

Whatchya gonna do, brother... WHEN THE HULKAMANIAC RUNS WILD ON YOUUUU!

I miss the WCW and WWF wrestling in the 90's with all the big stars... Now I can't watch the "new and improved WWE" for more than 2 minutes...

 

-3 for the gay Hulk Hogan impression
-5 for typing in caps
-100 for being a "Hulkamaniac"
+1 pity rep

Do you still take your shirt off and wrestle on the couch with pillows?

You were wrestling with them.......right?

 

Whooaa.. Mike's on QUITE the roll this morning. Extra helping o' Whoopassss with breakfast Mike?

 

.....dbag.

 

Breakfast?

Pffft.....I inject it right into my veins.

I'm sorry, did you tell me that in confidence too?

 

Uhhh... those arent pillows


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCqcMOB6STc

 

+10 for making me spill my coffee
+1,000,000 for making fun of GIK

 

OOOOOOHH Yeeeahhhh!

 

That's my thug name, D-Baggy Bag

 

I can dig that....sucka.



(How many other wrestling cliches can I use today...hmmmm)

 

Should make for an interesting morning at church, no?

 

ouch. That hefeweizen is fighting back this morning. What day is it?

 

Alrighty everyone, I am off to Yosemite. Lucky, you are in charge whie I am gone. Keep Enforcin and the other s in line. And feel free to smack griddles around in my absence.

See everyone in a week.

 

Have fun brotha.Random drunk texts are accepted only until 1am my time.

 

Son of a *****..

 

get me some coffee.

 

Bow to your mexican master puto...

 

kiete!!!

 

Yeah, thats my bad...

 

She was too busy playing "Mater racing" to care anyways.

 

come on.;....5 oclock.

 

Yes, and trying to beat my Pacman score. On a lighter note Sick and Majpain are both losers for achieving so many Arcade high scores.

 

HEY YOU GUYS!

 

yeh...I cant say anything on that one...it took me 2 hrs to get my high score on scrabble.

 

sup chunk?

 

Ive been tryin to think of a comeback for that ms comment you left me....I got nothin

 

that's ok...

on a scale of 1 to awesome, i'm the ****.

 

i think the biggest loser is the guy playin his *** off to beat that score, i easily obtained!

 

I'll just post a really offensive pic. Thats usually a safe bet.

 

BURN...