Just-To-Talk

i was gunna take a comedy class, but after seeing your jokes, i realized iam just naturally more funny than most people........................

 

whaaaaa?

 

Ouch.....

 

Oh yeh, well I was gonna take pretty classes but you guys are all...UGLY!

 

If you were considering taking pretty classes, then that means you're uglier than us.

 

No way would I ever think I was uglier then you.

 

C'mon, lay off these guys. You're dealing with enforcer here, I mean look at this...

He doesn't quite understand that you're calling him not funny. Well pretty much you're calling him the Rodney Dangerfield of comedy. He's slow man, quit hating on him.

But no worries, he does have a comeback... about 30 minutes after he says, "whaaaa?" He didn't really understand that you were insulting him. He may be a little slow, BUT he does get the job done!

I mean, I know, I know... Slow and steady wins the race... Quality over quantity... And all that jazz that says that being a little bit slow is a good thing... But c'mon, enforcer... Be slow in moderation...

 

At least you have your self esteem going for ya...

 

I thought you were the moderator...?

 

Man, you need Ritalin..

 

Right, because you are the picture of mental health. Should we run down the list of things YOU need?

 

that was superriffic!

 

is a woman included on that list anywhere....show of hands......

 

You're just upset that you got fired twice as a moderator...

 

I dont think it upset him that much....

 

:yeahthat: In fact. I actually am proud of that fact.

Samphin: The only guy worthy of firing twice.

 

Why not go for the Triple Crown?

 

I think the lessons may have been learned by the fine staff here. Although, I was offered a site artist gig over at FH. Perhaps I could get fired there for a third time?

But all the paperwork and orientation classes...I just don't know if it is worth it...

 

No kidding, they wont even let me do it once, and they let you do it twice.

 

i wasnt just busting on his joke....it was everyones before mine

 

pffft...me not funny....pffft....what is he smokin?

 

That wasn't funny either.

 

Yeah, I was a site artist over there before the move. Then the move happened and FH removed my mod and artist badges, only to give them back in an effort to keep me around.

I was thinking of changing their logo, but I guess they didn't like my ideas.

 

what is this, attack of the dorky moderators day?

 

please.........stop.......the bad jokes.......are making my eyes bleed!!!!!!

 

twasnt a joke. I was being serious.

 

If your head hurts take some laughspirin??

 

I wouldnt worry about your funniness (or lack there of) too much E. Being the funniest guy on a message board is like being the smartest kid with down syndrome, or winning 1st place in the Special Olympics...

 

or meeting jason allen because he bought a jockstrap from you.....

 

Ouch.... and it wasn't a jock strap A-Hole it was a ball-gag...get your FACTS STRAIGHT!

 

BTW, Steve Goldstein the voice of the Florida Panthers was in yesterday.

 

Casey check out my latest blog dude... i posted two videos that KILL me.... SO not safe for thephins, so not posting them here.

 

Hilarious bro. Closest comedy club down here is Boca. I wish there was one a little closer. A lot of the big names come to the Hard Rock in Hollywood, but they sell out quick. I saw Dave Attell there last year, dude killed.

 

share the wealth homeboy....linkage? You can email me it if you want to.

 

I'll send you a PM bro

 

whose casey?

 

i was thinkin the same thing.....what boyfriends on here are on first name basis ?!?

 

I dont know you tell me .....uhm......Tony???

 

Yeah I heard that dude is a total *******!