I'm selling my M3...

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  1. FinsPensFan

    FinsPensFan Professional Slacker

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    Nice car. I don't think I've ever seen this kind of description on AutoTrader.com


    "This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn't let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I'm also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I've got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I'm a winner! I'm not saying this car will do the same for you but it's a start. If you're interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at conner.john2@gmail.com. I'll probably be working out so I'll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick)."
     
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  2. Motion

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    :lol: Nice
     
  3. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Dude sounds like Brucie from GTAIV
     
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  4. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    looks well kept and F'n awesome. I wish i had a reason
     
  5. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    don't you have a reason?

    you're missing a driver's side mirror right? don't they consider that "totaled out" on Mercedes? ;)
     
  6. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    :sidelol:

    as much as mb wants for that SOB, it should be totalled
     
  7. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    How much is it?
     
  8. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    "This item has been removed by the seller."

    Why would you do that?

    :(
     
  9. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    That's what I got too.
     
  10. phineas64

    phineas64 Season Ticket Holder

    And it's gone.

    There go my hopes of Jedi Pimpin'....
     
  11. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    it wasn't really my car... some random dude, but it had the best description ever.

    "This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn't let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I'm also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I've got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I'm a winner! I'm not saying this car will do the same for you but it's a start. If you're interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at conner.john2@gmail.com. I'll probably be working out so I'll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick)."


    that's the only part you really missed. :up:
     
  12. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    EXACTLY.
     
  13. HardKoreXXX

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    At least it wasn't a link to a Rick Astley video...that woulda sucked
     
  14. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    oh jesus.

    rick rolling was big like two years ago... the news gets wind of it earlier this year and all of a sudden it comes back. all the late-comers having fun with their rick rolling now. ugh.
     
  15. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Yeah..... hey I heard if you call 985-655-2500 you can win a free XBOX!!!
     

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