Now that Tony and crew are gone and we are starting over...again...sigh. Anyone else think it is time for the fist pump to ride off into the sunset? Or the festering sore that is gangreen.com The fist pump just feels, kinda dirty now, like for the last two years we have been mind controlled by a cult of foot worshippers who wanted to replace all TD's with FG's and force all of us to buy Kickers jerseys. Or like we have been extras in a bad pornography, or incarcerated, perhaps choir boys could relate. I would like to hear your opinions on replacing the fist pump with a more hopeful symbol, perhaps the "reach around" or "pull my hair" would better express our hopes for the future. Seriously. Time to do away with this symbol of mediocrity and failure. The good old fashioned thank you would be fine with me. Discuss, please.
The fist pump reminds us where we came from. It is a symbol of the mediocrity that we must overcome. When we're back at the top of the game, the fist pump will remind us that the mighty can fall again and it will keep us grounded in reality. All hail the fist pump
We should wait to see what kind of quirks our new coach has first. Judging by appearances though i think we will end up with "blank stare" or "hip fracture".
"Fist Pumps" changed to: - 2 x 3rd Round Draft Picks - a Ross Phone Call - a Meet Me in Indy - a Schefter Conjecture - a Fireland - a Columbouttahere
Agreed. Fist Pumps might not be relevant with Sparano gone, but it's still hilarious. Until the new coach gives us something better to go with, I think it should stay. Just my .02...
We should at least keep the fist pump icon for when we play the Jets as it will be applicable for them now.
How about?? 1. AAAYYYYAAAWWWWW!!!! 2. I heard THAT!! 3. YEEEHHHHAAAWWWW!! 4. Golly Gee Willikers... That's neat! 5. It's about Bloody Time! 6. Attaboy and it's polar opposite "Up Yours" 7. Well, I'll be dipped in Gook. and my favorite. 8. That makes me happier than two pigs in a peach orchard.
If we top fist pumps then we will be in worse shape than when we were pumping. Hopefully it will Lombardi Trophying in 2-3 years.
How about we just revert back to the tried and true basic "Thanks" until something emerges from Joe Philbin that we can use? Sparano's gone. The I'm higher than a kite because we just scored a field goal days are behind us. Let us put the Sparano inspired fist pump behind us as well...PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
How about a tribute to Mad Dawg and just make it "ALRIGHT MIAMI!" This post inspired "ALRIGHT MIAMI"s from 4 users.
Its time to retire the Fist Pump as a reminder of Sparano and Parcels. How about a quote from an esteemed country gentleman. "Get Er Done!"
How about "set Jeff Ireland on fire" for all the negative people out there. "This post caused 8 people to set Jeff Ireland on fire!"
I fist pumped all of you for replying. Seems the majority favors regime change. A poll would be appropriate I suppose, but I'm a technotard, so I can't do that. So...since it was MY idea in the first place, yes, I am awesome, I am nominating and hoping you will support... ALLLRIIGHHTTT MMIIIAAAMMIII!!!!! All in favor say ALLLRRRIIIGGHHHTTTT!!!! I could go with thank you also, but I think a tribute to the mad dog would be fitting.
How about something to do with dr. Phil since our coach is coach philbin. Or maybe something about Regis philbin
A moron who is obsessed with kicking a ball off the foot for all his points, working for another moron with a foot fetish, is so typical of the Jets.
"Dolphins Fans will not Hold a protest over this post" "This post made peyton manning want to join the dolphins" "Matt Flynn is feeling your vibe" "Ryan Clark would go into higher altitudes to thank you for this post"
Well, I see the staff at ThePhins is STILL keeping with the "Long Live Tony Sparano" fist pumps...STILL
"This post caused the following 177 users to orgasm uncontrollably" Win. Edit: Wait....I feel another one coming...resisting urge to one up myself. "This post caused Tim Tebow and the following X users to not mention God in their post game interview!" Double Edit: Wait....I feel a much much better one coming. "This post caused Tim Tebow and the following X users to lose their virginity!" Triple Edit: In all seriousness why not something historical? Like about causing the users to "Pop The Champagne " in honor of the 72 Dolphins.
That is three very good candidate for replacing the loser salute. Anymore serious ideas before the revolution begins?
Heck with that. How bout "Philbin YoButt" instead? .... as like an anti thank you...... as in "This post caused the following user to Philbin YoButt"......... which I'd give this post for recommending to keep Sparano's fist pump. In the prison sense, not the Key West one.
