We need it to get WORSE before it gets better. Pray for us.

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  1. Vinny Fins

    Vinny Fins Feisty Brooklyn dolfan ️‍

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    Please, Football AllFather, let us win next Monday and then never again this season.

    Let Ross see the light, after ANOTHER 1-15 joke of a season, and can Ireland, Sparano and their island castoffs.

    Let him hire the chin or the chuckie, and stop meddling. Let one of those respected leaders say on a Friday in April:

    "The Miami Dolphins are proud to select, fRom Stanford, Quarterback Andrew Luck."

    And then we re-sign Jake Long. We welcome back Jake Long and Richie Headbutt, and gut the remanants of the also-ran offensive line. We jetison Heartline, keeping the rest of the receiver corps intact. We get a between the tackles runner, allowing Reggie Bush to be a change of pace back.

    We welcome back Cameron Wake and Vontae Davis, permitting Burnett and Dansby if only to tolerate them. And then we build a new, ACTUALLY AGGRESSIVE DEFENSE.

    We give our kicker some big spots, chances for his clutchness to shine through.

    Understead, Pigskin AllFather, I have been the staunchest supporter of Ireland and Sparano, but they promised to win the trenches, and thus far, they have disappointed us. Our QB, who was our only potential brightspot, who showed flashing of emerging, is now injured never to wear this uniform again.

    Someone must pay. They all must pay.
     
  2. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    I was wishing for the same thing this morning. Beat the Jets, meh to the rest.
    But, Why would you jettison Hartline? He's the only receiver that's played well IMO. He's a very solid #3 WR.
    And our defense could be a lot more aggressive and effective if we didn't have the worst safeties in the NFL.
     
  3. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Sorry....but Id like two wins this season. Both against the Jets.

    Thank you.
     
  4. Trowa

    Trowa A world of pain

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    Pouncey and Long are the only two on the O-Line worth a damn, and even Long aint worth much of a damn this season so far. Daniel Thomas is our between the tackles runner. Dansby is doing fine and Wake needs to learn more than one pass rush move.
     
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  5. Vinny Fins

    Vinny Fins Feisty Brooklyn dolfan ️‍

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    There are maybe 12-15 guys on this team that should avoid the house cleaning.
    One of them is the kicker, another is the punter.
    3 OL (Rich, Long and The Pounce)
    Vontae, Wake, Burnett, Dansby.
    Three of your WRs.
    DThomas.
    That's about it.

    How many years do I have to yell WE NEED A SAFETY?

    its getting almost as tired as THE DOLPHIN QB SEARCH NEVERENDING SAGA.
     
  6. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    Davie

    Agreed on Hartline...he's made some impressive catches this year.
     
  7. PhinsRock

    PhinsRock Premium Member Luxury Box

    I want a win over the Jests, but ONLY if it's the last win and all other contenders for Luck win at least 2 games this year.

    Then Ireland will probably draft another OL and I'll personally find out where his house is and make life a living hell for him as long as he is GM of this team. (none of which will happen but it's how I feel).
     
  8. gamblerx

    gamblerx New Member

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    To make things better...

    Trade Bess, Wake, Soliai, and others with value for picks.
     
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  9. jeremy2020

    jeremy2020 Active Member

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    Trent Edwards turned down an offer...how much worse can it get?
     
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  10. Vinny Fins

    Vinny Fins Feisty Brooklyn dolfan ️‍

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    Trent Edwards didnt turn us down, youre kidding. Right?
     
  11. Aquafin

    Aquafin New Member

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    the poor house
    well is it too much for me to ask can be a powerhouse team instead of being the laughing stock ?
    is it too much to ask to draft a stud tightend , draft two safties , and most important is to

    become something we really havent been known for and that is to become the best offensive team in team history or get close to it?

    wear the all aqua uniforms .

    is it too much to ask for that miami can dominate on both sides of the ball ?

    is it too much to ask to send some players back to dalls ?
     
  12. jeremy2020

    jeremy2020 Active Member

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    There's a report out there that Edwards didn't accept the offer on Mike Silver's (Yahoo sports writer) twitter. Haven't seen it anywhere else.
     

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