For those, who do not know, Cartman is the star of South Park. Ross needs to keep up with foul mouthed Ozzie taking over as the Marlin's Mgr. Who can be better? Imagine, you will, what Eric may say. On the D- If you guys want to F me, at least buy me dinner, and give me a kiss. You guys SUCK, and I'm gonna cut your balls off if you don't do better. On the O- Henne is doing OK but, if Marshall cannot catch the F'n ball, I will kick him in the balls, and tell his wife to stab him in the balls. Over and done. On the OL, I will kick you in the balls if you do not block. In general, if you do not respect my authority, I will kick you in the balls, and cut your ***. So simple. Any other ideas for Coach Cartman?
yeah... i ... know.... but... someone... moved it.... to the ..... rant forum... anyway.... meaning... nobody will.... see... this...
Midway through the 1st Qtr with the Phins down 17; 3rd and 12 after two straight runs. Daboll calls for Playaction... ...screw you guys, I'm going home.
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmm, Can I get Andrew Luck pleaseeeeeeeeeee? If I dont all my friends will laugh at me, and make fun of me, and tell me I suck...
I don't think Caryman would say "I will kick you in the balls if you don't block".It would be "I'm gonna kick you square in the nuts if you don't block,OK?"
Screw you guys I'm going home! To the OL: BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAKE! To the media: I'm not fat, I'm big boned Coin toss: I'll roschambo you for it
Cartman's mom: But boobiekins, Andrew Luck is going to be expensive. How about a nice alternative, like Donovan McNabb hun? Cartman: Moooooooooooooooooom, next time put on lipstick when you **** me.
It is disappointing to me that some Mods do not share my sense of humor. I thought this thread would be a few laughs to Phans, and hell, we can use them.
