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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Abbi Normal, Apr 29, 2011.

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  1. May 4, 2011 #41
    ToddsPhins

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    a book that was upside down...... and returned it to the latin section of Barnes & Nobles.
     
  2. May 4, 2011 #42
    ToddsPhins

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    A. Why the hell do you know what an 80 year old woman tastes like?
    B. Why the hell do you know what depends taste like?

    sicko
     
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  3. May 5, 2011 #43
    McLovin

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    :pity:
     
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  4. May 6, 2011 #44
    TheColossus

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    The wife interrupted me while I was watching the football last night.

    Before she started to speak I said, "Unless you're about to tell me you've got cancer, then **** off.'

    I had to Sky+ the second half.
     
  5. May 6, 2011 #45
    SICK

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    You rang?
     
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  6. May 6, 2011 #46
    Fin-Omenal

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    Thee...Ohio State University

    You hear they have a cheaper generic brand of Viagra right? Its called Mycoxuhfailen
     
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  7. May 6, 2011 #47
    Frumundah Finnatic

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    So Brandon Marshall walks into the pointy end of a knife...
     
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  8. May 6, 2011 #48
    SICK

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    Bad joke, but atleast you took a stab at it...
     
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  9. May 6, 2011 #49
    Frumundah Finnatic

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    Not all of us are as sharp as you....
     
  10. May 6, 2011 #50
    MikeHoncho

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    He got stabbed
     
  11. May 6, 2011 #51
    Killerphins

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    A fifty year old man and a seven year old girl are walking into the woods at dusk. Little girl says "mister I'm scared"
    Old man responds "Tell me I have to walk out alone"........ :shifty:
     
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