Patriots add to their dream team with Greg Jennings

Paul 13 · Feb 13, 2011

BSPN:

The New England Patriots have quickly become the Miami Heat of the NFL by adding two huge name receivers to their high powered offense. Today they traded their first round pick for Packers receiver Greg Jennings who now pairs with Larry Fitzgerald to form the greatest receiver duo of all time. Giselle Bundchen was said to be walking with a noticeable limp shortly after the news broke out. Rumor has it that Tom was so excited by the news that he immediately gave her the high hard one. Apparently he reached new heights.

The Pats GM was asked if he misses Wes Welker, to which he repilied "I'm fairly certain I could lineup in the slot with Jennings and Fitz on the outside and catch a few passes." He then continued "we are happy to have an incredible group of receivers for Tom to throw to, including Jules, D, TPrice and MoMass."

In other news Wes Welker was seen sobbing uncontrollably in the corner of the Titans locker room. An apparent realization that the Titans qb is said to be Rusty Smith. He kept repeating the words "what happened to Vince Young?"

Here now are some highlights of Greg Jennings and his time with the Packers. We added our own NFL Primetime music because we like it. The good news is that fat bastard Chris Berman's voice isn't in the background. What do you mean he still works in the building?
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Vengeful Odin · Feb 13, 2011

Breaking News ... per BSPN.

Bart Scott had this to say.

Paul 13 · Feb 13, 2011

Vengeful Odin said:

Breaking News ... per BSPN.

Bart Scott had this to say.
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The next big play he makes will be his first.

GISH · Feb 13, 2011

its on.

Paul 13 · Feb 13, 2011

GISH said:

its on.
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heh

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