Phrases you never hear together in the same sentence.

" ... diet "

and

" Rex Ryan "

 

Dolphin fans .....and......rational.

 

"Lmeister is"
&
"Starting good threads"

 

Nice girlfriend
&
Lmeister

 

I'm going to give you head....

And Marriage

 

Ted ginn...

what a play..

 

let's get to work...

...I'm stoned

 

It's huge...

...Brett Favre

 

Cam Wake...

...weak

 

Marcellus...

...looks like a *****

 

so ****ing true

 

Big E: "lets have sex"

Any women: "ok"

 

I love eating p***y

And Richard Simmons

 

the buffalo bills
&
won the superbowl

 

Finheaven....

#1 rated site in the world for most rational posters

 

With 30,000 people viewing the main boards at 2AM...

Remember how they fudged the "view" numbers?

 

"That Southern Poverty Law Center sure does a great job"

Mel Gibson

 

Antonio Cromartie...

...great father figure

 

"Lebron James is the greatest player ever and I love him"

Dan Gilbert

 

"Who needs weed, I'm high on life!"

Ricky Williams

 

kicked your ***...

...justin Beiber

 

never had a problem with it...

...toyota

 

"Oh, look at that cute puppy.. He's so precious.. Why don't you come and sit here on my lap so I can pet and kiss you???? "

Michael Vick

 

Brillant...

...Sarah Palin

 

******...

...sarah palin

oh wait, ****

 

"you are funny"
&
"rickybobby"

 

Glen beck...

...is a sane human being

 

SICK...

...has a great radio show

 

The Dolphins make a key stop on 3rd and long!!

-Miami Dolphins

 

"Wow, you smell and look great!!"

Rosie O'Donnell / Rosanne Barr

 

"I have alot of respect"

"James Harrison"

 

"No, I don't want that bump of cocaine and heroin injection"

Lohan Family

 

"I can throw a bullet 50 yards downfield"

Chad Pennington

 

"I don't take life, or football that seriously"

Chad Henne

 

"thats a good and informative tv show"
&
"on mtv or vh1"

 

"Well according to my calculations, the circumference of..."

The Situation

 

I just got laid

&

Sick

 

have you seen the pic of brett favre??

that guy is hung...