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i havent been the "the other site" for weeks now....no need, got this place. It seems more relaxed here imo. Maybe everyone has errands?

 

everyone got tired of your tirades about jason allen bro. Nice going.

 

seriously......NO ONE CARES!!!!! about jason allen buying a jock strap

 

or that he modeled it for him!!

 

god you know HE DID

they dont call it a "show" room for nuttin

 

Sorry

He said his next stop is to your place...apparently hes in the market for a new ball-gag.

Anything to make a sale

 

guess you didnt have the "neccesary" equipment eh?

 

back ordered...

 

might just be the day.... usually there is a lull every once in awhile, and personally i had a very busy day today.

 

"wendy.....a juicy red head"

or

"Pam.......will you........wait for me while i tie my shoes?"

 

I know how you feel about studying. I have been studying the past two weeks non stop including tonight. Have had so much crap to do its ridiculous.

 

Wow. Today was just...wow.

So, I have these pair of jeans. Worn them forever it seems. They just fit right look good and all that.

Well today, I had to retire them...

Why?

Because i get off work, go over to my mom's house (sister's birthday) and my other sister's boyfriend tells me,

"Dude, I can see your balls."

Now, this kid is an odd fellow so I figure he is just being his usual skinny jeans wearing, emo music listening self.

But as it turns out, he could, in fact, see my balls. Apparently a huge hole had come about i the crotch of my jeans and worked its way into a massive opening that I was oblivious too. To top it off, instead of wearing sexy underoos like I usually do, I was wearing regular boxers, which eant my boys were free to roam.

I swear I looked down and saw my boys doing their best impression of that five swinging balls pendulum thing. So funny, yes so disturbing all at once...

I just threw the pants away unfortunately. Fare the well sweet denim king. You have served your owner well.

 

T.G.I.F. peeps. Nothing like waking up to an earthquake. Just when I thought Indiana couldn't get any worse....

 

eew....lets NOT make testes an ongoing convo....please....

 

no...WE do..you dont...lol....which is why maybe I was in a bit of shock..

 

Earthquakes are easy. Better than Hurricanes. Plus, only about once every 20 years or so do you get a decent shaker.

One of these days the Hayward fault line is gonna give out here in Northern California and give off a shake that will be felt in China. When that thing goes, expect devastation throughout the Bay Area.

 

why are you awake at 5am? Wierdo...

 

Used your wall paper Sam..good stuff.

 

hello every1

 

bumpity bump bump

 

mornin Sick, sup lucky.

 

sup doggy.

 

hey buddy, just at work....editing some stuff.....not gettin out till late today, runnin the board for a show untill 7
the i send it over to espn radio

 

you get OT bro?

 

no sir....salary doesnt merit OT unfortunatley

 

sux for you then. I hated being salary.

 

You're on your lunch break I take it?

 

it has its good parts and its bad parts.....

 

I'm done with school for this semster.

 

well you said that you work from 7-5 so I'm guessing your on your lunch break since you're posting here.

 

You got a desk job bro?

 

software engineer job.............

 

Nice, I used to tell myself Id never have a 9-5 desk job. It aint so bad. I never knew what it felt like to have weekends off in previous gigs. Now I know I could never go back