Just-To-Talk

I had Cheerios this morning. First time I have had cereal in months. Good stuff.

 

i had sausage/pancakes ona stick.......they look like corndogs....but it is sausage covered in pancake....fantastical with syrup....great invention...now they need calzone on a stick

 

Its safe to say that pretty much anything on a stick is gonna be good.

 

except lucky!!!!

hahaha

LOLercoaster

LOLerblades!!!!!

 

That would be really funny, but it's not.

 

I stole a choclate chip muffin from the executive conference room.

 

ok mitch hedberg....i wish i was as funny as you....cause your out there rockin the comedy tour, clubs and everything.....i wanna be like you when i grow up....you know, so damn funny and witty.....mmm god your hilarious.....haha....your a human version of a chuckle bucket....really

 

soooooooooooo if you aren't a comedian you should have no idea of what is funny or not, interesting..........

 

who's mitch hedcheese?

 

no its the profession of being funny, and sense you are so knowledgable to what IS infact funny....i am guessing you are a professional....if not your a hobbyist....and its just your opinion, so i can sleep better knowing im not being critiqued by a professional, instead just a asshat who comments on jokes that arent supposed to be funny in the first place, to downgrade them, to look witty...or funny...interesting to say the least

 

that....was.....BRILLIANT!!!

 

Well your statement would assume that I am in fact trying to imply it is not funny in the absolute sense of the word and not just my opinion. If I am admitting to being a hobbyist, which I am, this would validate your hobbyist theory but completely invalidate your opinion of me as an asshat. And fyi a joke is a joke because it is meant to be funny, saying it was not meant to be funny in the first place and I was downgrading it so to speak, is a paradox your new found writing skills would be better spent explaining.

good retort by the way ***.

 

You taught me these writting skills 12 years ago, how the hell are they new?!?

 

either way you are an asshat though.

 

Zing-a-ling-a-ding DONG!!!!!!

 

Only on weekends.

 

sabado, y domingo.

 

When did this turn into Crossfire on CNN?


Edit: BTW the Crossfire commercials for the old game are top notch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50

 

CROSSFIRE.....CROSSFIRE....CROSSFIREEEEEEEEEE

 

by who-who do you mean...Mangina?

 

Zing-OOOOOO!!!

 

Hes Flack!!!!!!

 

and playing the role of Ed McMahon...

 

you know what I dont get,,,,,,,,,


alot...

 

Sugarcane is awesome #1 super chick!

 

Holy **** I remember that game and the commercials.
I'll never be as cool as those kids though....

 

duh

 

"Some time in the future"

Its been at least 15 years since that damn game has come out and I have yet to see crossfire duels to the death and lightning everywhere.

 

i used to want to beat those kids up.

 

I'm much much cooler.

 

Yes, yes... We do...

What's more, we understand why you don't...

 

Where is Kelso to say "BURNED!"?

 

wow...dead...

 

yeah this site died today.....wtf happened?!?

 

Hmmm, last time I heard those sentiments uttered everyone had jumped ship to this site...