Caption this pic!

"This is the actual size of 'Revis Island'"

 

"Mr. Ross told me these hands will bring us to the Super Bowl"

 

The difference between #15 and #19 is about this much important!

 

I jumped this much higher than Revis

 

"I took my signing bonus straight cash.
It was this big"

 

This is how a T-Rex signals touchdown

 

no seriously, that guy called Frumundah Finnatic from that site Thephins.com, was right, my ***** is that big.

 

Eat a dick Chicago

 

Five. Five Dollars. Five Dollar foot longs!

 

I think we have a winner with this one.

 

"My hands... Sparano said he'd break my hands if I didn't get back on the field this week!"

 

The closest Revis has been to me is this long. Then we snapped the ball, and he couldn't find me.

 

The best I could come up with was

"They look like big, strong hands...don't they."

And if you get that quote, then here's a bonus.

 

And then I offered Bess THIS much money, and he still didn't take it!

 

When I retire a Dolphin I'll have Super Bowl rings on all these fingers!

 

Holy Jesus, can I get an Amen yall!?

 

Never ending story, the rock monster. But Marshall doesn't have hands of stone, or God I hope not!!!

Edit: checked bonus, right movie, wrong character. But your statement (the line in the movie) came from the character I named.

 

Character's name was Rock Biter.

And really, I just thought the video was effing hilarious and wanted to post it.

 

You are obsessed with weiner. You are like a fat Jonah Hill from Superbad.

 

No really...Rex's belly bumped into me and I was still this far away from him.

 

The Vince Lombardi Trophy
will fit very nicely between my hands
this season

 

Well I heard when he was a defensive coordinator for the Ravens,he ordered a pizza this big and snuck it into his hotel room.

 

When we go to the White House after winning the Super Bowl I'm gonna feel Michelle's titties up like this...

 

This is the size of Rex Ryans left boob.

 

"I'm going to help the Dolphins win this many Super Bowls."