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New Service for Forum Posters

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Stringer Bell, Jan 5, 2016.

  1. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell Post Hard, Post Often Club Member

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    Ever hold a polarizing or controversial opinion?

    Ever have a forum beef?

    Concerned your forum credibility will be lost unless the player you passionately defend performs at a high level?

    Do you foolishly stand behind coaches that ultimately fail?

    Worry no more - I am pleased to offer a new service to forum posters.

    I have developed a proprietary system that will find your erroneous posts and delete them. My algorithms utilize Natural Language Processing techniques, quickly identifying misguided opinions from the past.

    You no longer will worry about others taunting you for suggesting Miami sign that free agent bust. No more living in fear of having someone quote your euphoric proclamation that Dion Jordan is the next Jason Taylor.

    Now you can be the poster that is never wrong.

    Packages starting at $49/month. Prices may vary for high-volume posters.

    PM for details.



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  2. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I can think of at least 3 different posters that already use a system that effectively does the same thing for free, its called denial.
     
  3. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    you should double the price for posts that are in the mains. you would make a killing.
     
  4. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    How much for the package that automatically deletes every one of Bpk's posts as soon as they're posted? I'll take two of them.
     
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  5. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    You can't delete screenshots :wink2:
     
  6. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    FinD uses this service = Post count drops to 3.
     
  7. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    You can't name a poster who is more willing to admit when they are wrong than I am.
     
  8. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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  9. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I've made plenty of threads & posts admitting I was wrong, you know who hasn't? Pretty much everyone else.
     
  10. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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  11. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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  12. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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  13. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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  14. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    "Just another day at the farm" ~ FinD, probably
     
  15. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    McLovin thinks farms have chimps.....

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  16. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    well, don't you have a farm?
     
  17. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I'm an orangutan....

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  18. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    [video=youtube;6n6RVIIC8SE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n6RVIIC8SE[/video]
     
  19. Ronnie Bass

    Ronnie Bass Luxury Box Luxury Box

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  20. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    I think that's like 12 grand.

    worth it tho.
     
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  21. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Lol this will always be one of my all time favorite gifs.
     
  22. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    That's a bargain.
     
  23. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    it would be a bargain at 10 120 grand
     

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