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CONTEST: Name Sam's Fantasy Football team and win prizes!

Discussion in 'Fantasy Football' started by Samphin, Aug 30, 2015.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    As most of you know, I am a stand-up comic and podcast host. As such, I get free swag tossed my way from guests and fellow comics. It also happens that I am doing Fantasy Football this year and decided to run a contest to name my team. Winner gets a copy of the new comedy special by Matt Gubser. Most don't know who Matt Gubser is, but he is an extremely funny comedian out of Oakland, California and he has agreed to give out a copy of the special BEFORE it is released to the public, fo rthe sake of this contest.

    Click the link below to find out official contest rules. I will be the final judge of all submisisons when the contest closes on September 10th. Feel free to even repsond in this thread with your suggestion.

    Good luck!

    http://sammarcoux.com/2015/08/30/contest-name-sams-fantasy-football-team/
     
  2. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Since this will inevitably look more like a Samphin roast, how 'bout "ClosetComic"....as in the size of your upcoming venue. boom.
     
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  3. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I think the funniest one I've seen has to go to UCFinFan86 in our keeper league: Forsett In Her Butt. I had no shame in using that and letting some more people laugh about it.
     
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  4. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    surprised you didn't go with your obvious one: MyGurleysBigBrownJohnson :p


    ....then there's Ray Rice's fantasy team name: DeckerTillSheLaFell

    ... or New Orleans' BishopHydeJohnsonInBradyTillHeYeldonThenHeStopped

    .... or Pittsburgh's HydeTheBlountFromMartavis
     
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  5. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Predictably Stunk
     
  6. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Can't use any of those, there's a character limit on yahoo, espn, or nfl.com.
     
  7. JDelenne

    JDelenne Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    One of my favorites that I heard last year was "Optimus Grimes".
    This year I like "Kung Suh Panda".
    Or a take on the classic "TD's and Growlers"
     
  8. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    If you're going to go with the classic play on names you can't miss with: Kenny, Stills, Nash & Young.

    Or the one I always liked that's my own creation was: Brandon Fields' Pot Dealer

    Best paired with this as your avatar:

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  9. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    lookie here, Matt, I may have been banned a few times in the past but I'm a changed man now.
     
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  10. Samphin

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    Thanks for the suggestions...Here is hoping more come in before Sept. 10th.

    LOL

    Right now, my default of "Marino's Afro Pick 6," is still in the lead.
     
  11. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Brady Bunch'a Cheaters
     
  12. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Collins' Throatzilla Flotilla
     
  13. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Suh girls, one cup
     
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  14. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    We have a contender, folks.
     
  15. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    The Paris Hilton ***** Award


    Never forget :(
     
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