2015 DRAFT ORDER Round One 01. Gisele's Dong - Amari Cooper, WR, Oakland Raiders 02. Philbin's Phuck Ups - Melvin Gordon, RB, San Diego Chargers 03. Gisele's Dong - Kevin White, WR, Chicago Bears 04. McNutt Up Or Shut Up - Todd Gurley, RB, St. Louis Rams 05. Philbin's Phuck Ups - Nelson Agholor, WR, Philadelphia 06. Big's badasses - Jameis Winston, QB, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 07. The Smoking Gum - DeVante Parker, WR, Miami Dolphins 08. 2k5 - Ameer Abdullah, RB, Detroit Lions 09. Fluker in the butt - Duke Johnson, RB, Cleveland Browns 10. The Smoking Gum - TJ Yeldon, RB, Jacksonville Jaguars 11. Philbin's Phuck Ups - Tevin Coleman, RB, Atlanta Falcons 12. Megagronkatron - Marcus Mariotta, QB, Tennessee Titans Round Two 13. The Smoking Gum - Maxx Williams, TE, Baltimore Ravens 14. Gisele's Dong - Dorial Green-Beckham, WR, Tennessee Titans 15. Forsett in the butt - Breshad Perriman, WR, Baltimore Ravens 16. Philbin's Phuck Ups - Clive Walford, TE, Oakland Raiders 17. Big's badasses - Jesse James, TE, Pittsburgh Steelers 18. McNutt Up Or Shut Up - David Johnson, RB, Arizona Cardinals 19. The Smoking Gum - Phillip Dorsett, WR, Indianapolis Colts 20. 2k5 - Devin Funchess, WR, Carolina Panthers 21. Fluker in the butt - Jaelen Strong, WR, Houston Texans 22. 2k5 - Jay Ajayi, RB, Miami Dolphins 23. Gisele's Dong - Matt Jones, RB, Washington Redskins 24. Megagronkatron - David Cobb, RB, Tennessee Titans Round Three 25. Philbin's Phuck Ups - Buck Allen, RB, Baltimore Ravens 26. Blount Force Trauma - Devin Smith, WR, New York Jets 27. Forsett in her butt - Cameron Artis-Payne, RB, Carolina Panthers 28. Big's badasses - Michael Dyer, RB, Oakland Raiders 29. McNutt Up Or Shut Up - Tyler Lockett, WR, Seattle Seahawks 30. Philbin's Phuck Ups - Jeremy Langford, RB, Chicago Bears 31. The Smoking Gum - DeAndre Smelter, WR, San Francisco 49ers 32. 2k5 - Sammie Coates, WR, Pittsburgh Steelers 33. Fluker in the butt - Rashad Greene, WR, Jacksonville Jaguars 34. Shake and Bate - Chris Conley, WR, Kansas City Chiefs 35. Forsett in her butt - Josh Robinson, RB, Indianapolis Colts 36. Megagronkatron - Justin Hardy, WR, Atlanta Falcons FUTURE DRAFT TRADES 2016 2k5 - 2016 1st Round Pick (from Gisele's Dong) 2k5 - 2016 2nd Round Pick (from Gisele's Dong) Gisele's Dong - 2016 Conditional 2nd Round Pick (from Astro's Zooms) [IF Astro's Zoom's 2nd Round Pick is a top 2 selection in the round, it becomes a 3rd Round Pick) Philbin's Phuck Ups - 2016 3rd round pick (from Forsett in her Butt) Forsett in her butt - 2016 3rd round pick (from Gisele's Dong [lowest pick]) 2017 2k5 - 2017 Conditional 2nd Round Pick (from Gisele's Dong) [IF Christine Michael hits 1K scrimmage yards in 2014, 2015, or 2016. Can be escalated to a 2017 1st Round Pick IF Michael leads the NFL in combined rushing/receiving TDs in 2014, 2015, or 2016.]
Todd officially goes on the clock at 12:01AM EST on July 27. Teams will have 24 hours to make their selection however it is preferred you make your selection as soon as possible so we can get this done sooner than later. Keep any discussion in the other thread, this is for picks only. Once the draft is complete, I'll create a new discussion thread with updated rosters where teams can make their cuts to get down to 25 players.
Philbins Phuck ups select Melvin Gordon. Would rather have taken another RB but he's got the best situation and the clearest path to playing time
I'll go with Ameer Abdullah. Also willing to trade both my seconds for a 1 next year if anyone is interested.
With the 12th overall pick in the 2015 draft your reigning, defending champion Megagronkatron selects - Marcus Mariota QB Tennessee Titans Edit: It's been a while since I've posted here. My Alabama national championship banner is out of date.
305 is awarded Chris Conley, WR, Kansas City Chiefs. The draft is now closed. I'll figure out who needs to make cuts then let everyone know ASAP.