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**** The Official Downtrodden Dolfan Thread ****

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by MikeHoncho, Oct 27, 2014.

  1. MikeHoncho

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    Linger in the past

    We just came off a sorry win against a sorry opponent.

    In this thread, feel free to lash out about our time of posession, our migrained guard, our lack of passing proficiency, utter disregard for the running game, the damn pidgeon, our lack of third-down efficiency, Joe Philbins dead expressionless face. Maybe the neighbor's dog went in your yard again this morning. Whatever the case, let it all out here.

    Sure we made the plays we needed to win the game, but let's not let the facts get in the way of an emotional downpour of anger/pity/self-hatred/sadness.

    Please be sure to not give give any credit to the Jaguars defense. Also, let's try and focus on the first half, which we were lucky to lead... by the skin of our teeth.


    Looking forward to a loss vs San Diego

    Because of our sorry performance vs Jacksonville, I'm gonna go ahead and just chalk up the L for this squad. I mean, how do you have Tannehill play that way against a depleted Jaguars secondary, and still have leftover gall to think they might keep up with Phillip Rivers red hot offense?

    Clearly performance and preparation carry over from week to week, in the NFL.


    So enough rabble rabble. Let's have the "Same 'ole Dolphins" railings we usually hear after back to back losses (let's face it, that Jacksonville game was a loss, and SD might as well be a loss).
     
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  2. MikeHoncho

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    Same 'ole Dolphins.


    I bet Phillip Rivers throws for at least 540 yards and 5 TDs on Sunday. Hell I bet they let the Kicker throw a couple TDs just for the fun of it.

    Our secondary is trash.


    Same 'ole Dolphins.


    I bet Hartline sets a franchise record in drops on Sunday, only to be outdone by Mike Wallace.

    This receiving corps is hot garbage.


    Same 'ole Dolphins.

    I bet Brandon Fields ends up with more rushing yardage (on botched punt snaps) than Miller or Thomas, or Tannehill this Sunday.



    Pile it on, folks.
     
  3. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I bet philbin grows a pornstache before sunday and changes his first name to dave.
     
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  4. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell Post Hard, Post Often Club Member

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    This team is still full of Parcells holdovers and will never win until they are all purged.

    The only logical reason for Joe Philbin still having a job is that he is ****ing Carl Peterson.

    Unless Brian Hartline is traded to the Chargers, Will Davis won't register a tackle this week. Chargers will score 200 against us.



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  5. Stringer Bell

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    Say what you will, but I would take Bortles over Tannehill. Tannehill never has shown balls like Bortles did this week. He just doesn't have a gunslinger mentality or killer instinct.

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  6. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    bortles >> moore >> henne >> ??? >> tanny
     
  7. MikeHoncho

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    ??? = whomever they got lining up under center in Washington.
     
  8. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell Post Hard, Post Often Club Member

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    This team is cursed until they fire that blumbering owner and switch back to the 1957 uniforms. That jets fan is destroying this proud billion dollar monopoly.

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  9. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    they called me and left me a message. I turned them down. I have some cleaning to do next weekend.
     
  10. MikeHoncho

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    What? Who in their right mind would pass up the once in a lifetime opportunity to become a quadriplegic?
     
  11. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Killing your team isnt killer instinct.
     
  12. bigbry

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    You hooker killing rookies crack me up.
     
  13. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    :lol:
     
  14. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    the referees will make sure San Diego wins on Sunday. I mean, what would you rather watch wildcard weekend, Chargers vs Steelers or Dolphins vs Browns?
     
  15. bigbry

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    Dolphins Vs Browns with Wake raping Johnny Manziel
     
  16. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    But Manziel isn't playing... unless you think Wake will just randomly head over to the Browns sideline and sexually assault him?


    Mansqueal?
     
  17. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    wakes dong will assault manziel while wake plays simultaneously. #wrongthread
     
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