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**** Official Cocky Dolfan Thread ****

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by MikeHoncho, Oct 21, 2014.

  1. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Coming off a huge win in Chicago, and now facing a lowly opponent in a game which the team is expected to win.

    Express your irrational confidence and swollen pride here, folks. Hyperbole is more than welcome here.
     
  2. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    I'll start.

    Bortles gets literally eaten alive by Michell, and Chad Henne (domo arigato) comes into the game with 8 minutes left in the 1st QTR.
     
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  3. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    Did the Jags get special permission to play in the NFL this year?
     
  4. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    Apparently, they played a scrimmage with a little league team in the offseason.

    It didn't go well for the jags.
     
  5. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Never seen grown men cry like that.
     
  6. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    RT's going to be busy all week trying to figure out how to pick between 5 open targets.
     
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  7. heylookatme

    heylookatme Well-Known Member

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    I'm starting Ryan Tannehill in fantasy and I haven't started a Dolphins player in fantasy since, 2003?
     
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  8. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    Cam Wake better get his shots of tetracycline and penicillin before the game...prevention is the best cure!
     
  9. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    our defense is gonna eat some *****.







    cat.
     
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  10. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    I think when Cam Wake eventually gets his dong into the building, he has himself a helluva game.
     
  11. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    Last estimate is that it actually arrives 30 minutes before he does.
     
  12. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    time to pad some stats against the pu++ycats.
     
  13. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    have i told you the story where i looked right at his king dong?
     
  14. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    Sturgis and Fields, concerned about looking like they're running up the score and being called bullies, will kick left-footed, which, strangely enough, will improve their consistency.
     
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  15. Ludacris

    Ludacris Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    This just in: Lazor to use dart board to call plays.
     
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  16. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Training camp of 2011.. Coming off the practice field with no pads and ready to sign autographs...me and that thing locked in on each other and that was all she wrote, mesmerizing.
     
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  17. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Ryan Tannehill should play this game left-handed. It's only fair.
     
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  18. jboogie

    jboogie The sky is NOT falling!

    The Jags have already allowed 29 sacks and average 15 points per game and now they face the most well endowed defensive line in the history of the NFL. I'm seriously shocked we don't have more neutral zone infractions with the kind of hardware these guys are carrying around. If Tannehill has the kind of game it would take to loose this game he needs to walk home from Jacksonville.
     
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  19. Mcduffie81

    Mcduffie81 Wildcat Club Member

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    Don't underestimate the Jags. Play our 2nd teamers, not 3rd.
     
  20. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    jags decide to turn into a mls team after this game. Cam Wake's dong gets accepted into the football hall of fame.
     
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  21. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    While trying to channel his inner-Mark Brunell, Bortles ends missing the synchro, reverses it, and we win 62-7.
     
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  22. MikeHoncho

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    Per Dawn Aponte, Cam Wake's dong officially occupies two additional roster spots, and they are currently under negotiations to re-structure its deal with the team.
     
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  23. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    We are going to beat them 124 to 14... and reverse the space time continuum from that other game.
     
  24. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Liar......

    Need I go into detail?
     
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  25. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Were gonna show up flat..just like the Bucs game last season. Im sure Tannehill will revert back to his normal play...Miller will fumble twice..Hartline will find a different hash mark to trip over.

    By halftime we will all be saying "Hack for Harbaugh"...on route to a 62-7 routing highlighted by 3 TD passes from Jay Fiedler
     
  26. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    ****ing Deej..you crack me up like nobody else
     
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  27. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    O...M...G...slap yourself!
     
  28. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Reverse mojos been workin dooooood
     
  29. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    Well then, by all means.

    Proceed sir.
     
  30. MikeHoncho

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    Cam Wake’s dong added nearly 0.29s to his 40-time during the 2005 NFL Draft Combine when he allowed it to drag across the field, instead of hoisting over his shoulder in a fireman's carry as the draft experts had suggested.

    Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4
     
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  31. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Jacksonville comes out strong in the 2nd half with a statement from their PR department saying quote: "Stop laughing guys, we seriously are a major city in Florida"
     
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  32. Mcduffie81

    Mcduffie81 Wildcat Club Member

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    Sundays afternoon headline: Dolphins shag the Jags in the Bortle!
     
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  33. WhiteIbanez

    WhiteIbanez Megamediocremaniacal

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    Don't forget about the sprinkler system...... :wink2:
     
  34. VanDolPhan

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    It's so big that Jenny McCarthy insists it gives kids autism.
    It's so big that it once flew Virgin Airlines. Or as it's called now "Airlines"
    It's so big that it's what Phil Collins felt coming in the air tonight.
    It's so big it's getting it's own Marvel spinoff movie.
    It's so big that donkeys in Mexico come to watch it!
     
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  35. padre31

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    Cannnot..doo thiiss...
     
  36. Ludacris

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    People are taking the thread title way too literally.
     
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  37. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    We're gonna rip off their heads and **** down their throats!
     
  38. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Cam Wake's dong was officially measured to be a yard long.

    Jax's offense was held to under 73 total Cam Wake dongs.
     
  39. Starry31

    Starry31 Phins and Heels.

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    My reaction when I read a Jaguars forum and some of them were predicting a Jags win.

    [​IMG]
     
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  40. DolPhinPhan7

    DolPhinPhan7 Well-Known Member

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    Beat the Chargers on the road next week then we can be cocky.
     

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