Coming off a huge win in Chicago, and now facing a lowly opponent in a game which the team is expected to win. Express your irrational confidence and swollen pride here, folks. Hyperbole is more than welcome here.
I'll start. Bortles gets literally eaten alive by Michell, and Chad Henne (domo arigato) comes into the game with 8 minutes left in the 1st QTR.
Apparently, they played a scrimmage with a little league team in the offseason. It didn't go well for the jags.
I'm starting Ryan Tannehill in fantasy and I haven't started a Dolphins player in fantasy since, 2003?
Cam Wake better get his shots of tetracycline and penicillin before the game...prevention is the best cure!
Sturgis and Fields, concerned about looking like they're running up the score and being called bullies, will kick left-footed, which, strangely enough, will improve their consistency.
Training camp of 2011.. Coming off the practice field with no pads and ready to sign autographs...me and that thing locked in on each other and that was all she wrote, mesmerizing.
The Jags have already allowed 29 sacks and average 15 points per game and now they face the most well endowed defensive line in the history of the NFL. I'm seriously shocked we don't have more neutral zone infractions with the kind of hardware these guys are carrying around. If Tannehill has the kind of game it would take to loose this game he needs to walk home from Jacksonville.
jags decide to turn into a mls team after this game. Cam Wake's dong gets accepted into the football hall of fame.
While trying to channel his inner-Mark Brunell, Bortles ends missing the synchro, reverses it, and we win 62-7.
Per Dawn Aponte, Cam Wake's dong officially occupies two additional roster spots, and they are currently under negotiations to re-structure its deal with the team.
Were gonna show up flat..just like the Bucs game last season. Im sure Tannehill will revert back to his normal play...Miller will fumble twice..Hartline will find a different hash mark to trip over. By halftime we will all be saying "Hack for Harbaugh"...on route to a 62-7 routing highlighted by 3 TD passes from Jay Fiedler
Cam Wake’s dong added nearly 0.29s to his 40-time during the 2005 NFL Draft Combine when he allowed it to drag across the field, instead of hoisting over his shoulder in a fireman's carry as the draft experts had suggested. Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4
Jacksonville comes out strong in the 2nd half with a statement from their PR department saying quote: "Stop laughing guys, we seriously are a major city in Florida"
It's so big that Jenny McCarthy insists it gives kids autism. It's so big that it once flew Virgin Airlines. Or as it's called now "Airlines" It's so big that it's what Phil Collins felt coming in the air tonight. It's so big it's getting it's own Marvel spinoff movie. It's so big that donkeys in Mexico come to watch it!
Cam Wake's dong was officially measured to be a yard long. Jax's offense was held to under 73 total Cam Wake dongs.