Jesus, I can't even-- Philbin looks so lifeless and listless it's distracting me from thinking of a caption.
The guys sort of look drunk in this photo, so here's mine: "Two preisssstsss walk into a bah........"
You sure focus on the physical appearances of other men quite a bit. Not that there's anything wrong with that..
"I want 2 Big Macs and 3 Quarter Pounders. You're going to have to get this right without the headset Joe." - Referee I imagine DJ is the Side Judge threatening to "get in someone's a$$" over the gross order.