You missed the one where the blond chick is literally on the toilet with her pants down in the bathroom stall...which is probably for the best. I'm with Section126 on this one. Make me a billionaire and see what kinds of scandalous pictures start making their way around the internet. I guess the biggest issue is he has a wife. But it wouldn't surprise me if she doesn't care.
God Bless America. If we can look past the infidelity, and great-grandaughter aspects of this we can see the positive: Someone's college tuition is being paid (hopefully).