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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by MikeHoncho, Apr 21, 2014.

  1. MikeHoncho

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    (Fill in the Blank). Add context if you wish. No context necessary, just one-liners.


    That awkward moment when...
     
  2. MikeHoncho

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    ...your boss starts reading from Scripture at 9:36 during Monday morning debriefing.
     
  3. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Maynard says " I love you " and you're just looking for some strange ***.
     
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  4. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    ..when maynard says he loves you and you didn't know maynard was even around you.
     
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  5. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    when...... you wave at someone and smile, and someone else thinks you are waving and smiling at them.

    You then have to walk right past that person and pretend you didnt see them waving and smiling back because you know they are going to be embarrassed.
     
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  6. MikeHoncho

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    Out of the darkness.
     
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  7. Tone_E

    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    That awkward moment when that hot girl on the beach is waving at you.........and then you realize she is just drowning.

    - Anthony Jeselnick
     
  8. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    That awkward moment when you're watching your son, hes outside playing, you take a ****, and the front door opens with the neighbor kids mom asking for me, and my son saying "it'll be a few, hes pooping"
     
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  9. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    ...on mommy....
     
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  10. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    ...and her sister.
     
  11. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    And Maynard


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  12. MikeHoncho

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    I thought Sick lived in NC, not Germany.
     
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  13. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Ralph Wilson had the perma smell....he turned out okay.
     
  14. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    so. Hawt.
     
  15. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    Your wife's friend shows you her new tit job and says feelem.
     
  16. invid

    invid Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Awkward for the wife, anyway.
     
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  17. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Just call me kat........call me....KITTY KAT
     
  18. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    .....when you have an affair with a woman, who is in a relationship and her husband in the evening pulls the condom out of her *****.....

    TRUE STORY...happened to me a couple of months ago
     
  19. MikeHoncho

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    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    ohhh believe me its true...its still not settled
     
  21. SICK

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    How deep is her vagina?!
     
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  22. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    TRUE STORY...I was really pissed!
     
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  23. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    deeper than never before :shifty:
     
  24. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't that defeat the purpose of a condom?
     
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  25. SICK

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    Not if you're using it for *** storage.
     
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  26. bigbry

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    Perhaps you are missing the reason for a condom Mr. My Wife is Pregnant again.
     
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  27. McLovin

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    that awkward moment when you invite Maynard to cross fit and he thinks you said "Dress"
     
  28. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    well Alex did say that after the first two inches it was brand new...
     
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  29. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    It matters not, you love all 2 inches of me.....wait!
     
  30. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Does 2 1/2 inches really count?
     
  31. MikeHoncho

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    The awkward moment when you watch this video and realize your reaction to the end.
    [video=youtube;gWnWoP2u-8g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWnWoP2u-8g[/video]
    you're going to hell, bro
     
  32. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Thanks I feel terrible about myself now :lol:


    That awkward moment when a friend who is a "good girl" rests her head in your lap and you get a boner.
     
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  33. bigbry

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    The moment you realize and you hope like hell the other person doesnt realize that years earlier you were way drunk and made stoopid ridiculous crazy fun of that person.
     
  34. Bpk

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    Why don't you guys just say..

    "I laughed at a blind kid"

    "I popped a boner in my female friends face"

    What's all this 'awkward moment' bull****.

    Look… like this… I lost respect for Alex in this thread. I already had none for Lmeister.

    See how easy? Not awkward at all.
     
  35. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    when you scratch your itchy butthole and then smell your fingers to see if your hand needs washing..... then realize the lady seated next to you in the theatre is watching. Now what? Do I pretend she didn't see me and continue filching her popcorn with that same hand errrr? Just a really awkward decision.
     
  36. NaboCane

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    That awkward moment when you walk into the lounge of the Holiday Inn in Newark for a drink, and the bassist for the RATT tribute band onstage is Pagan. And he sees you too.
     
  37. ToddPhin

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    .... and you can't decide whether or not to put a dollar in his tip jar even though you feel like it's the right thing to do.
     
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  38. MikeHoncho

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    You could convince yourself that it's just another chick bass player in goth make up and not pagan.
     
  39. ToddPhin

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    so you're saying you hit on her and go straight for anal?
     
  40. MikeHoncho

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    Aaaand this just got weird again.

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